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You selling gear now? I'll have an eighth.

Dead arm for you at CSS.

Power's nothing without handling sonny. ;) Watch the 'Madness on Wheels' BBC documentary, one of the group B drivers said it, so pipe down and go polish something. :rasp: Same goes for you.

WRC cars are actually faster than the group B cars were, purely down to brake and suspension technology, although they sound sh*t in comparison.

Exactly how Massa got his head smashed in, although he was going a bit quicker than that.

In this case the handbrake made it a boat.

Trying to drift a FWD 206 = fail!

Drive round a couple of body shops tomorrow, get a couple of quotes then you know where you stand.

Drive it to a body shop and ask for a quote on having the crease pulled out, then compare that to the price of increased insurance premiums for a few years. ​You might find it cheaper to just get the thing repaired.

That'll pull out mate, i've seen far worse saved from the scrap yard, depends if you know a decent mechanic. Your​ insurance company might not think the same though. :dapprove:

A pack of sticky pads from Halfords would have sorted the problem, rather than trying to smash it back into place. lol

Give them one of your special market stall chav hats as payment.

I have the same philosophy to gambling.

​Brilliant, a moving target to practise my aim.

I'm bringing my bow, anyone steps out of line and i'm getting Robin Hood on their arse!

If a football, tennis ball, frisbee or anything else goes near my car someone's getting puched! I have enough of that on my f*cking street with the local kids, the last thing I want is to deal with it while i'm trying to relax with a few beers.

It'll probably piss down.

If it's war you want i'll win, i've got a sports bow. :evil:

If you bring a football i'm running it over with my car!

So according to the list there's only 28 of us camping, not too many in the great scheme of things, but at least it means we should all get to know each other and there's not so many people that we split into separate groups, apart from the socially inept of course. (there's always a few) I...

Ahh forgot ph1 boxes fit all ph2's, ​you'd think i'd remember after being on my second box and the car being on it's 3rd. :o

Yes, as long as yours isn't a cup.

This is what a cup spoiler looks like mate.

Don't lie, that's from your private w*nk bank.

What sent was the air freshener, sulphuric acid? :S

If bits are falling out of it i'd say it's still not clean. ​ How did you clean it?

Got any pictures of your 169?

LOL, that's a good size boot if that heffalump fits in it.

You should throw in some manky old trainers to get the perverts interested, ad could read : ​'Sweated in, w*nked on nasty old trainers for £500 quid, i've even wiped my bell end on them, knackered Ford Orion included in sale'. The Boosh even got asked if he'd like some cheeky bum sex by the...

I want that RS2000 so badly it almost hurts.