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That was the freak out, I then f*cked off up the rope swing to be sick. This is why i'm not going overboard again, i've too many mental problems to let myself get properly hammered.

It's a gift. I did have a bit of a freak out at one point when I realised I was sat in a field with a bunch of freaks I didn't really know.

I think that was my 4th pint and some people hadn't even pitched their tents yet.

What a mess I made of myself that day.

£35 quid, but you'll need to be a member to access the For Sale section, he's doing a limited run of 10 to begin with through a group buy, then he'll become a trader and sell them as and when people order them. But you'll still need to be a member to access the traders section.

Doubt it, my perma point's for being a floppy haired w*nker, nothing's changed so I should be good.

Sweet, wouldn't be a piss up without Bobert.

One of my old dealers used to call everyone John, including the women. lol

Are you the only Scot going?

For some reason I always read your username as rectum Pete, so that's what i'll be calling you.

That was just the first, it worked so well we invented another one.

The DaveDreads persona is just a fictional construct that gets passed around to a different person in the 'Clique' every month on a random generator.

I should definitely wear one, otherwise people will never remember me due the fact i'm such a shy, quiet and reserves man that people hardly notice.

Judging by the weird booze everyone's planning on bringing, it sounds like i'll be the only one not puking.

F*cking hell! lol Do you want us to chip in on that mate, must have cost you a few quid?

Sweet! I'm there, Sash can keep the dog happy.

1-2ish for me, i'm a bit pissed off i'll miss F1 quali at Silverstone, but given the choice between an afternoon of BBQ and drinking beer in a field with you dickheads and staying in and watching telle, I think piss up in a field wins.

Cheers, they keep Erik happy and quiet for hours.

I don't suppose he sells brisket bones? My local butcher does but alot of the time he tells me he's sold out, personally I think it's because he wants them for his dogs.

His misses put the mirror back up today.

Do you want to know about the time I gaffa taped a binbag round some c*nts head while he was sleeping? Never mind i'll just show you, well more accurately i'll show everyone else.

Bring a sleeping bag, a roll of bin bags and a roll of gaffa tape and i'll teach you how to make Ray Mears style one man survival shelter/tent, I made one at Glasonbury back in the 90's and I was drier than all my mates in their waterproof tents. We'll just need to find a few decent branches.

I had to get a YouTube vid up the first time I tried packing away a pop up tent, without a smart phone it'd still be in Tony Hunters garden.

Try drinking alcohol this year and see how long you last.

I haven't even seen the one i'm using yet, let alone had a go at setting it up.

The sun rises at 4, so if we're up until 2 or later getting hammered, in no time at all it'll be morning, that's if you even go to sleep, if I can manage to keep my stomach contents on the inside I might just play last man standing, well sitting in my case, sh*t goes wrong when I try and stand up.

Good because I like boobs in my face, Saturday should be fun! :D

You're a busty blonde that gets very molesty when you've had a few, that makes up for not being a supermodel.

Ask him to tell you a few of his 90's stories, I honestly have no idea how that man was allowed to become a copper. lol

I prefer Captain Chunder.