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In that case from now on you can refer to me as sir.

Unless you're 40 or over you can pipe down sonny.

Do you work for Tents 'R' Us?

Not at all, looks like the perfect garage. Did you get it from a gay pride march?

Cute, shame they're such little pricks at that age.

He's soft as sh*t, even the smallest dog can make him put his tail between his legs if they get arsey with him, at 8 months old he's still a big baby, honestly he plays with little dogs all the time, although he has occidentally ran them over when he runs without looking.

Just bring the dog, Erik will 'look after her'. :evil:

It is a damn good field for a party, I just hope this rain f*cks off before the weekend.

There was a couple last year that spanned the picnic benches nicely, made quite a good little setup.

I wonder if they sell gimp suits?

I'll have the dog with me so i'll be bringing everything I need with me, he'll freak out if I leave him with strangers and f*ck off in the car for half an hour.

I really need to make a list and get shopping.

I am ok to just mooch off you in terms of BBQ use? I'll be brining my own charcoal and some logs for the burner.

I'm borrowing one that's so big you can stand up in it and it's got 2 rooms and a porch, might see if I can park my car in it.

You've already promised me a look at your tits, anything else would be spoiling me.

I've not seen you in 2 years, I want so many cuddles I start to get scared.

F*ck really? Robbing b*stards!

Reduces induction noise to fit in with EU regulations.

He hasn't even started making them yet and there's already talk of discount! :S Might be better to sell them through ebay and be done with it.

How is it? You've got a car and money for petrol, £20 pop up tent from The Range, burgers, beer, done! In fact you don't even need a tent, your car's big enough to sleep in with room to spare.