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F*ck doing 50 in reverse!

The auto lights can be turned off by turning the headlights on and off 3 times in quick succession. (non cup only) The internal motion sensors can be disabled by turning the ignition on and off 3 times in quick succession. (handy if you need to leave a dog in the car while you pop in the shops)...

You just know his thinking was, well an F1 cars manifold glows red and they don't catch fire, so it must be ok to do it in a 1.6 Zetec.

I like how the by standers just took the piss and laughed at him, maybe he'll learn from it and not be such a mindless tw*t in future.

Get a new battery from Halfords, if it doesn't solve it you can get a refund, I had very similar issues on my 172 and a new battery solved them.

JC5 130

I'll admit it can be a bit of a gamble.

Personally i'd say you're better off just buying another box, mine went bang at 70 and jammed in 2 gears at the same time, £170 from a breakers got me a replacement and nearly 3 years on it's still going strong, I should also mention that you can buy a box off here for less than £170. Depending...

What language were they speaking?

See what I mean, i'm sh*t with names, I meant Owen.

You introduced yourself as 'Seb' and i'd just met 2 more before you, so I only realised who the hell you were the day after, if you'd have said 'Hi i'm Spunky', i'd have spoke to loads because I really wanted to meet you, I also had people coming up to me all day introducing themselves, so by...

The very first time I lid eyes on you I knew who you were Cartman, although this year i'll be mostly calling you.....Pugwash. As for you Spunky, you were alot bigger than I thought you'd be. lol

I'm sorry to say, even though i'd more than likely know you if I saw you again, i'm sh*t at putting peoples faces with their avatars and usernames, which one were you again? :o Edit : Or have you not been to CSS yet?

FLOL, I spoke to him for ages he was a good laugh, f*ck knows what his name was though, I have to meet someone sh*t loads of times before I can remember their name.

His last tent was weaker than his lungs.

It was more an open question big man, but Nik explained that one, no point in making it public until it's been confirmed with the venue. I think this one's going to the maddest yet, seeing as the campsite is at the same venue, it'd going to be a mega piss up! lol

Ahh fair enough.

Why is it a secret seeing as it's printed in the calender?

Perfect, as it should be.

WOW! That thing's cleaner than every house i've ever lived in, even the one's I lived in with women.

I really want a roof rack, even though I have absolutely no use for one.

NOOOO!!!!! 172 wheels look perfect, anything else would just make it worse. imo

Who's Jimmy Saving?

Where can I buy one of those, I take it one pound from every sale goes to Age Concern?

That's a good idea, I could stickerbomb peoples cars with them at CSS14, i'll start with yours seeing as they don't wind you up. :D

I might order a massive one just to annoy the people that are getting so wound up over something that's essentially unimportant.

LOL, I was going with 'We've ran out of toilet paper', again said by the actor not his character, but they'd ran out so I had to go with the other one.

'The cook doesn't clean where I come from'.

They should have gone with 'Gallo's 24 inside'.

I've got 2 small stickers on the way, I wouldn't have bothered if a quid from each sale wasn't going to his charity. Not that i'm morning him as such, I didn't know the man and to me he's just an actor, but I like the F&F films, so having one of the better quotes as a sticker is just a bit of fun.