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I know, just thought i'd ask as Notts is speed camera crazy, every point i've had on my license I got in Nottingham. I really hope they're traffic flow cameras as my mate's had nothing but bad luck for the past year.

His 10 year old lad told him they were cameras which my mate didn't believe, until he took a closer look and saw them sticking out the top of the boxes, he also said they were pointing towards oncoming traffic, rather than just firing a laser across the road at a right angle.

That would certainly make my mate happy, he's now sh*tting it expecting to get banned, he's got a clean licence too.

A mate of mine was driving down the A610 between Eastwood and the M1 roundabout near Kimberley, he saw a load of milk crate sized boxes every few hundred yards chained to sign posts, it wasn't until he was approaching the M1 he saw there were actually cameras poking out the top of them. He's...

Once that f*cking thing's fixed sell it, before it has the chance to be a c*nt to you again, or are you still planning on being a Volvo engined sleeper?

No second run, no one from Guinness, means not a world record. It is impressive though.

Someone does need to go and see it and have a passenger ride, for all our piss taking there may be a slim chance it's the bargain of the century. F*cking doubt it though.

So it's lost 5bhp since yesterday.

Did you ask him if the cars map covered the whole of the UK road network?

It was chipped and mapped before, mine's chipped and mapped too, the paint work's full of chips.

He's either sold it, or he's decided to keep it because of the amount of 'interest' he's had in it, he's obviously thought 'It must be really special if i've had so many people asking about, it I better keep it and kill some more VXR's'.

We should send Tony Hunter in his totally standard 182 cup, see if the lad can keep up with him.

You should say to him, 'It's alright i've got a mate with a remapped 172, we can test it against that, that way I can compare it to a Clio putting out near standard bhp'.

Old Zetec Ford Focus, at least the engine can take a bit of tuning and still be reliable.

I missed this bit.

So it's a 172 now? lol Tomorrow it'll have 180bhp.

Your car makes me angry, it seems to delight in being a c*nt to you, I think it's still getting you back for trying modifying it to perform like a 172.

Anyone that goes on there and bad mouths K-Tec gets banned, some members have managed it in under a minute.

Other than cleaning it have you got any plans, different alloys, lower the ride height?

Look forward to seeing it brought back to life. I thought Reno was the poor man's Vegas?

I've read that twice and I still don't understand it.

To which i'd answer : 'But it's got the option discombobulator, does yours have that'? 'Yea yea yea, mine's got two o'dem innit'.

LOL, i'd love to see his reaction when you roll up in a real Trophy.

Bugger! :(

No tax or mot but the ad reads well and it looks clean and well looked after, i've never driven one so i've no idea why I like these so much, it's just for a 1.3 they look like they'd be a right laugh to belt around in...

So me telling you to check you keyfob battery was actually spot on, you're welcome. :approve:

That car must be over 90% new now.

Green wheels make things faster.

Scrap yard.

Have you checked you battery recently? You'd be surprised how many of the Clio's electrical faults are caused by a low battery charge.