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Rob, are you the only member of admin camping?

No one will want to go near your van, ​they wont want the smell of old people to contaminate their food.

Silver cars are great, one decent shower and they're clean again, the only think I polish is my nob and the only thing I wax is dat ass. :cool:

I wiped 3 sections of my rear window clean with my t-shirt in order to put some stickers on, and I scraped all the gravel out of the passenger foot well, that's the extent of my cleaning.

Careful your silly hat doesn't blow off, ​I have many insults prepared that'll go to waste if you lose it.

Yep, with a few MX5's thrown in for the metrosexuals.

This is going to be a sausage fest. :dapprove:

iPad? The firmware's free to download. Tbh you just need something witha usb port that can download programs.

Loads, Clio's suck balls tbh.

Yes, the non Clio section is more interesting anyway.

I can bring mine but it's one of the older original units, you'll need a laptop with the FastChip firmware though.

Remove the back seats and fill it up the stuff you need, mine's going to be packed full of stuff like a van.

Holy sh*t that's awesome!!! When you say you work for an American oil company 5 mins from your house, do you mean you run your local Texaco garage? ;)

Actually thinking about it, maybe people would be happier receiving an award called : 'Driven not Detailed', 'Just Driven', 'Honest Miles', or something like that, I mean what if they don't have a sense of humour? But then that would probably require a slightly better prize in acknowledgement...

I stole it off a tramp with an incontinence problem, I'll dig it out and hose it off tomorrow.

I'm sure i've got an extra one knocking about dude.

Sweet, i'll try one of those bad boys mate! :approve:

FLOL, it's a distinct possibility and it's happened before.

Yes!

I'm not talking about camping away from our cars, my tents going to be right next to mine, because the only thing that'll fit in my tent is me, so my car will have everything else in it. I just think keeping the drinking seperate from the camping is the way to go, ​like Ron said we should keep...

If we all park and camp round the edges, then the centre can be the party zone, or we could designate one end of the field away from all the cars.

Hopefully, that way we can have kind of a drinking marquee where everyone can hang out, I just hope the presence of a female won't scare the virgins.

There was this one. http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?655542-Driven-not-detailed&highlight=winter+dirt Truely heroic levels of dirt.

You've done all you can in the politest way, ​if he leaves his advert as it is, then at least you tried.

I'm bringing nice trainers, dog walking puke trainers, and wellies incase I have to wade through everyone else's puke.

Same here, I process other photographers photos from home these days, (hence why i'm on here all day) ​so i'm not doing any commuting atm, so mine actually looks clean(ish).

You see now that's cool, good honest to God dirt! :cool: It's not just because I want to win something, there are a lot of people that aren't into detailing, i've seen cars on here that have massive amounts of road dirt because they're daily commuters. I've seen Clio's that make mine look...

I know it's probably really late notice but can we have a 'Filthiest car award' if not this year then defiantly for next year please? The award could like an anti-prize, like be a can of beer, or a chocolate bar, or better yet some random trophy from a charity shop, like a darts or snooker...

Yeah, West Mids filth posse!!!! :cool:

I think you might need to put the bugger straight about what he actually has, if the advert stated what it actually is he'd still get £2k for it, and people that know about these cars won't think he's a liar.