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I'd just go around confiscating drugs and alcohol off chavs, sober to wasted in under an hour! :approve:

Bring your Uniform and tit helmet, i'd love to wear that for a night, ​the things i'd do to total strangers. lol

You should throw that line back to her the next time she buys some shoes or handbags, ​"They're horrible. Why would you want something like that? They're just a pair of shoes."

I'll bring you some disco biscuits......oh wait.

You should change your wifes car for some kind of Avant weapon.

Ron's everyone's back up, including mine, we should just call him Dad for the weekend. lol

Pretty hard to fire a bow backwards, i'd be more worried about killing one of you by accident instead.

Are you forgetting I have a sports bow with steel tipped arrows?

I'm using your tent as the toilet.

Worst 'I have a rich GF' thread ever!

Yeah that's not happening, if I get proper pissed i'll just squat someone else's tent.

FLOL, it's typical behaviour for me. There will more than likely be swearing, but I will certainly try not to swear in front of your wife if it upsets her, however I can't vouch for anyone else. CS members are as diverse as the UK is, it's not a formal affair but if want to dress smart you can...

Oh ok, less than 60 seconds then. Serves you right for being taller than a Harlem Globe Trotter.

No one will beat my time at pitching a tent, ​someone needs to time me I bet I manage it in less than 5 seconds.

My favourite isn't there. :( ​

My word that's nice.

So £15 for a bucket to sh*t in and a tent where you have to sleep standing up.

Good, because 'doing a dreads' ends with someone carrying you to your tent because your legs no longer work.

I can see you doing what's now called 'doing a Dreads' at this years CSS, which is bringing so much booze you're falling over before sunset.

You selling gear now? I'll have an eighth.

Dead arm for you at CSS.

Power's nothing without handling sonny. ;) Watch the 'Madness on Wheels' BBC documentary, one of the group B drivers said it, so pipe down and go polish something. :rasp: Same goes for you.

WRC cars are actually faster than the group B cars were, purely down to brake and suspension technology, although they sound sh*t in comparison.

Exactly how Massa got his head smashed in, although he was going a bit quicker than that.

In this case the handbrake made it a boat.

Trying to drift a FWD 206 = fail!

Drive round a couple of body shops tomorrow, get a couple of quotes then you know where you stand.

Drive it to a body shop and ask for a quote on having the crease pulled out, then compare that to the price of increased insurance premiums for a few years. ​You might find it cheaper to just get the thing repaired.

That'll pull out mate, i've seen far worse saved from the scrap yard, depends if you know a decent mechanic. Your​ insurance company might not think the same though. :dapprove:

A pack of sticky pads from Halfords would have sorted the problem, rather than trying to smash it back into place. lol