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Give them one of your special market stall chav hats as payment.

I have the same philosophy to gambling.

​Brilliant, a moving target to practise my aim.

I'm bringing my bow, anyone steps out of line and i'm getting Robin Hood on their arse!

If a football, tennis ball, frisbee or anything else goes near my car someone's getting puched! I have enough of that on my f*cking street with the local kids, the last thing I want is to deal with it while i'm trying to relax with a few beers.

It'll probably piss down.

If it's war you want i'll win, i've got a sports bow. :evil:

If you bring a football i'm running it over with my car!

So according to the list there's only 28 of us camping, not too many in the great scheme of things, but at least it means we should all get to know each other and there's not so many people that we split into separate groups, apart from the socially inept of course. (there's always a few) I...

Ahh forgot ph1 boxes fit all ph2's, ​you'd think i'd remember after being on my second box and the car being on it's 3rd. :o

Yes, as long as yours isn't a cup.

This is what a cup spoiler looks like mate.

Don't lie, that's from your private w*nk bank.

What sent was the air freshener, sulphuric acid? :S

If bits are falling out of it i'd say it's still not clean. ​ How did you clean it?

Got any pictures of your 169?

LOL, that's a good size boot if that heffalump fits in it.

You should throw in some manky old trainers to get the perverts interested, ad could read : ​'Sweated in, w*nked on nasty old trainers for £500 quid, i've even wiped my bell end on them, knackered Ford Orion included in sale'. The Boosh even got asked if he'd like some cheeky bum sex by the...

I want that RS2000 so badly it almost hurts.

So as it stands you're only £340 quid in the hole with 5 days to go, you may actually get your money back on this one.

Wear a disguise for work sh*t, then get pissed as yourself.

I never thought i'd see the day where we'd have to convince Adam to come to a piss up.

I had exactly the same thing, a slight squeak when pulling off and round slow corners, turned out to be a sticking caliper. When the brakes were changed the calipers were taken apart and cleaned with brake cleaner, the squeaking never came back.

Put a CS sticker on the back and i'll keep an eye out for you, I don't wave to cars unless I see a sticker due to getting nothing but blank looks.

I'd only use one to take the dog out in the mornings and when the weather's bad in winter, it'd be more of a tonka toy than a daily driver, i've got the 172 for motorways and the like. I know they drive like Grandads shed on wheels. lol

That would be perfect for the zombie apocalypse.

Sounds like you'd get on with my dog, he has a weapons grade arse.

In that case i'll let you off this time Wobblec0ck.

Only benders don't like spicy food!

So many new people from Cov on here, when I joined there were hardly any, also you don't need a Clio to get involved in the club mate, ​there are loads of West Mids members that haven't owned one in years. Not to mention lawn killing stomach acid.