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Oh now I remember, you were the east end gangster I was throwing shapes next to for a bit.

Right i'm a f*cking mong, I can't put you username to your face, what's worse is I know I spoke to everyone loads of times. Erik was a bit confused down the park today, anyone that randomly walked past he went trotting up to like he knew them, I think it's going to take him a while to get use...

I'm not really that tired tbh, but then i'm used to only getting 5 hours sleep thanks to Erik, he on the other hand has done nothing but sleep since he got home.

What I didn't get was why there were different grades, Rob Roy passed me one and said 'that's number 10' which had the consistency of treacle. :S

It was f*cking bizarre, I couldn't figure out if it was a taste I could get used to, or if it was utterly f*cking rank! Weird Scottish monk juice.

You went mental that's what happened.

It's like reading my posts from the last two years of CSS piss ups. lol

Not to mention a volume control, you did quite a lot of incoherent pissed up screaming.

Homo erotic display. Dress sense.

You left it there, I was the last one to leave so I took it with me otherwise it'd still be there, i've got your baccy and Rizla too.

Christ i'm a fat ugly c*nt, I should really sort that out.

He wasn't, but some of the southern fairies were scared of his accent.

I took it home along with a random chair and someone's baccy. I'm having a fry up for dinner with haggis and black pudding, cheers for bringing my favourite offal. :approve:

Dave & Scott are like the Mitchell brothers and Rob always reminds me of a 1950's spiv with watches for sale.

I've never heard anything like it, it's not a noise i've ever heard a human make before, his misses must be stone deaf to get any kip with that going on.

That would certainly do it.

LOL and a cider lolly.

Watch out for White Walkers & Wildlings.

You were hammered when you were playing RugyVolleyBall, how much (or little in you case) had you actually drunk by that point?

No matter where you stood on that site you could still hear Hordor snoring. lol

I found it funny how many lads kept asking me 'what's he saying'? lol I understood every word, you have less of an accent than Kevin Bridges.

A massive skin full helps too, I lay down and was out like a light, once I figured out the angle grinder noise was actually Scott snoring.

I knew where it was, i've seen Game of Thrones.

Jesus, Scotland's f*cking miles away!

Brilliant weekend, cheers Dave & Scott for sorting it out and bringing a proper BBQ, assorted meats and the fire thing, great to see everyone again and meet some new people, but f*ck me there were so many southern accents, sometimes it was like being an extra in Lock Stock. Dog was a lot...

What kind of a mechanic doesn't have gaffa tape? Do you want me to bring some?

Gaffa tape is your friend.

Exactly how my Nan does it. :approve:

What's the standard way of cooking haggis? Boil until cooked, then split open and fry with a bit of bacon, or are we having it bareback?

I'm bringing a gas camping stove, a hob kettle, a frying pan for bacon and a pan, i'm not missing out on haggis, bloody love the stuff!