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I guess we know who got all the good DNA in your family.

Good luck staying awake past midnight whilst pissed.

I bet RDR has a dream about camping tonight, or about the car not starting, or being so late it's almost night time, or that you haven't actually bought anything you need. I was looking forward to going drag racing the other week so much, that I dreamt I was late and when I finally got there, I...

Yes they all come with pegs to stop them blowing away. If not i'll make you one out of binbags and gaffa tape, did I even tell you about the time I made a tent that was drier than my mates? I made a tent once......

LOL, have you ever been outside?

Yes, on the grass.

FLOL, he's about as responsible as you and me are.

Yes me and my enormous Alsation!

That's not the BBC site therefore invalid, they say the rain will f*ck off by 12.

I like how you've got a little toilet door at the back, no blundering off to the bogs for you, just unzip, piss up a tree, then back to bed.

I do my puking up the rope swing.

BBC weather now says the rain will f*ck off by midday in Duxford.

'The name "Tonic Wine" does not imply health giving or medicinal properties' Only in Scotland would they have to be told Buckfast isn't medicine. lol

Made by Benedictine monks. lol Why is all the maddest booze made by monks?

I was expecting you to bring pims tbh.

I'm also bringing a pack of German larger and a bottle of lemonade so I can have faggot shandy's in the afternoon, yes I said shandy what of it!? YEAH? Well f*ck you! (thought i'd get in there with the first insult before you all start)

I've just bought 8 cans of Black Sheep ale, 8 pints should be enough to make me throw up on everyone.

LOL, can you handle more than 2 bottles without losing your sh*t?

No I meant beer, not that yank headache in a bottle weak baby piss you're bringing.

Like you'll be awake at 4am, you'll be in your jimjams cuddling your teddy bear by 10:30.

They'll be alot of food to eat this time, so it's unlikely i'm afraid, the last two times were a direct result of drinking on an empty stomach.

Are you going to bring some beer too?

Then you and everyone you know is a mug, I only work one day a week, then I spend the next 6 days on my arse whacked off my tits on the heroin I bought with the money I begged off people like you.

He always brings cakes and cookies to meets, greatest CS member ever!

So will the rest of the country, it's a Saturday you f*cking plant pot.

What time do you finish work mate?

What's the point in that? That's like listening to p**n.

I'm having to accept the fact that i'm going to miss quali, even though i'll be recording it, the likelihood of getting through the weekend without someone telling me the result is slim. I am going to f*ck off before the GP on Sunday though, b*llocks to having that ruined before I get home.

An entire roll actually.

The BBC weather report just said a band of rain moving across the country Saturday morning, buggering off into the North sea in the afternoon, so with a bit of luck we'll get the best of the weather.