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Nah I do this thing called work mate I don't exactly know what it is or what it does but I get paid for waking up and sitting at my desk on CS 😂

I was up at 5:45am bud Not for the second part though. f**k that, rather peel my penis with a butterknife 😂

See when you go to sleep early you miss out on such things like grandma sleeves and flappy pam on Cod If you know, you know If you don't, well then you're probably a little girl that needs beauty sleep ;) 😂

EFA

I think you mean Christmas f**king holidays, in the bin please 😂

Not really 'spotted' but a contractor that works at my place has some seriously immense cars This is his daily driver mapped to over 700bhp and is loaded up to the gills with his tools😂 I do love to see something used properly! He also has an R35 GTR with over 1200bhp😂

Yes mate, if you want a good vid to watch then this is the one for you This guy knows his s**t when it comes to VW's. He was some sort of master tech iirc. Properly knows his stuff though, right VW perv 😂

Yeah. TSI engines suffer from carbon buildup on the inlet valves from the oil. An F4R is an IDI (indirect injection) engine so sprays fuel onto the back of the inlet valves so you get a fuel, air and oil mix hitting the inlet valve On a TSI they're direct injection like most diesels. So your...

No oil vapours going into the intake for a cleaner burn Instead the oily vapour gets 'filtered' inside the catch tank and then the air just escapes but the oil is trapped within the tank which you just empty every so often

What do you need doing mate? Full exhaust or just decat/mani?

Top Gear in Donny, travel a bit for a decent exhaust Pay in cash for a well rounded 20% discount 👀

Mark's gonna throw us all off and get a G63... 😂

Did the guy bother to mention that to you? Looks like they've tried to bodge it and make it look less s**t because they've zipped the upper angle off completely 😂

That front crash bar is muntered! 😂 No wonder the air con pipes are shagged, it's had a right whallop in the front

Sounds like you need to stop being a flannel tbh 😂

Not used the Dintrol stuff but @Touring_Rob swears by their gear I've used the Dynax stuff on a few previous clios and it looks awful but definitely does the job of stopping corrosion. And it comes with a nice long straw so no messing about trying to wedge it into stupid spots

Dynax S50 for cavity wax too ;)

That looks like a D2S xenon bulb mate Headlights look lovely and clear though

Tbh I don't blame you, mine are only Halfords so not arsed really My snap-on gun was fine in the rain and when gearbox oil occasionally got spilt on it 😂 I'm trying to look after my Milwaukee stuff so when it starts spitting I lob them under the car 😂

f**k that, I smack my ratchet spanners with a lump hammer to crack s**t free Life is too short to be messing about like a woman 😂

Why? That's like purposefully asking for a small c**k at birth 😂

I'm with Flux and had 3 cars on my policy last year. Still have 2 cars now on limited miles and they were the best for price. Greenlight just weren't helpful in the slightest and had someone on the other end of the phone that probably didn't even know what a f**king car was

Halfords flexi ratchet spanners Only issue is they dont have a 16mm or 18mm :(

I don't think you could have gotten much more for £800, megabuys The Bose in them is mint, a lad I went uni with had Bose in his sport saloon. Seats are comfy as chuff too

A mate of mine got a turbo 75 when he passed his test. Proper grandad car, he had it mapped and it genuinely shifted😂😂

Everyone loves an old turbo Rover coupe

MAF and MAP defintely not really loose or shagged? No ICV leaks or issues?

You dont turn up anyway👀

Well that's just great, I ordered it as a Christmas present for my mrs hoping it would be here in time🥲😉 She bloody loves clios and gets so much joy out of watching me laugh at my phone for hours every day😂 Mrs is crying now, cheers