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The faster your machine is spinning the slower your arm movements are. The slower your machine, the faster your passes should be That's what I've always stuck to and never left a hologram or trail yet.

Bought*

Who's convoying up that way from our end? @CliosportCal @OssPoop @Louis

Holy thread revival Batman

I'm booked on for the RR with the Clio anyway so if mine makes any more than 185bhp your getting Arabian goggled??x

I hope for your sake you ain't sleeping in a tent at CSF after saying that @OssPoop ? You'll be waking up with pink eye and a terrible view??

My great grandad would dispute that, he hates getting a lift to the post office in my cars??

Ffs man? Its worst when you're proper squeezing mole grips stupidly tight and then they either slip or grip and you trap your f**king fingers in between them???

You had to saw it off??? Just grip the c**t with the mole grips properly and spanner it off?

You need your mental state checking then mate? Yep, the amount of wire I've gone through over the years because I've forgotten to put the pissing earth on??

All of my cars front bumpers are held on by sheer luck anyway? Renault lyf

That chequer playe will be going on top and I've got steel to line the full bench because we can just leave the welder earth clampe on the end so we never forget? Just have to remember to turn the f**king gas on now?‍♂️??

I think they're 2 torx... maybe?

Thought I'd show why I needed a bigger vice... Here's the new ones next to it I'll just grind a channel into it and weld it back together? Itll have to be demoted to another bench though as big Bertha needs to be front and centre

Yeah my b****cks cringe into my throat when they slap it onto the rollers at the MOT station They catch on speedbumps too, which makes my whole body tense up?

He should be hung, drawn and quartered for buying a German car Beige, very beige??

Not stupid low, but my bumper will scrape on something bigger than 2 inch and the jacking points are 6 inch from the floor if I'm generous?? Then theres the pissing mudflaps lmao

Sweet, now just the issue of it being too low???

DPF still there, no smoke at all!

Would Chris allow a dCi Megane on the rollers?? I want to see what it makes because my turbo has play and its supposedly 210bhp??

The first step is to call them a c**t Also, if you know someone drives while stoned as f**k, would you report them? Asking for a mate as his neighbour is a silly cow with 4 kids in the car

I'll be there Not square... More rounded

Need a new one for Yorkshire it seems @Louis is game???

Yeah you'd had enough? I get like that when my cars dont do as their told?

Love it!! Another one saved from the scrappers??

Yeah it will probably be the timing is jumped Haha Luckily it's not a massive arse to real-time them up and you can do it with some drill bits and a bolt?

Nah injector comes under the glow plug light Along with 3000 other injection and intake faults Renault seem to have?

Went to Harry Potter studios on Friday with the Mrs Obviously being a bloke I pre-planned collection of car parts on the way there and on the way back? I sold my unpainted trophy rep spoiler and got one that's already put together and painted in Monaco? I'll probably fit it when it's got MOT...

*Choo-Choo chav noises*

My first thoughts were this straight away??