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  1. The Dan Grenade

    Cub's Bargain E90 330i SE

    All good thanks @Cub. Well, as good as we can be in this dark corner of our lives! Lol. Didn't that bear cry in the John West tuna advert??
  2. The Dan Grenade

    Cub's Bargain E90 330i SE

    f**k me, going all out on new boots! You're so rich it makes me want to s**t in my pants. When you cry, I bet pound coins come out of your eyes. Still enjoying Beemer ownership? They do drive better than almost anything else out there. No matter what their age.
  3. The Dan Grenade

    Clio ph1 no indicators or hazards

    Apologies, I read ph2. Hence me mentioning my Cup. Back in my box.
  4. The Dan Grenade

    Clio ph1 no indicators or hazards

    Indicators playing up..... Sounds like UCH about to s**t itself to me! Try turning the ignition off, and under the glovebox is the UCH. Pull out and replace the wiring plugs 20+ times. Sometimes the connections corrode and it causes issues. I once bought a cup with a 'failed' UCH and this...
  5. The Dan Grenade

    My Snappy re trimmed Clio Trophy steering wheel

    His best one yet??
  6. The Dan Grenade

    times around oulton, what spec?

    I bet @MrBurns could whoop all of you in his 1.5 Ignis! Driver > Car.
  7. The Dan Grenade

    The Bad Car Advert Thread...

    My Monaco is going in for a full re spray next month. You wait until you see that fucker. Will be the dogs b****cks! Lovely colour Monaco. Doesn't photograph well though. Looks a Bit bland.
  8. The Dan Grenade

    The Bad Car Advert Thread...

    What are you driving now?
  9. The Dan Grenade

    Please help how do I remove this

    Never doubt me when it comes to cleaning cars. :-)
  10. The Dan Grenade

    Cub's Bargain E90 330i SE

    As per the others, try and get a space saver in there. If you have a blow out or a ripped tyre, tyre weld won't be doing s**t and you'll wish you bothered to put a space saver in. I speak from bitter experience.
  11. The Dan Grenade

    Cub's Bargain E90 330i SE

    I wear flip flops I'm THAT far down the social ladder.
  12. The Dan Grenade

    The Bad Car Advert Thread...

    What's wrong with that? Change the word cup to exclusive and it's an ok advert.
  13. The Dan Grenade

    The Bad Car Advert Thread...

    Check this f**king dinlow out! What a cretin. "Focus 1.8 Zetec. No tax or test dnt no the miles" That's it. Nothing else. Apart from these beauties...
  14. The Dan Grenade

    Cub's Bargain E90 330i SE

    He means because it's not a sport. The differences are the same difference between Nike air max and some quality Brogues. You can't teach class.
  15. The Dan Grenade

    Car not starting, flickering lights

    Clios are so battery sensitive it's unreal. My 172 started doing all sorts of odd stuff. Whacked a new battery in it and it's been perfect ever since.
  16. The Dan Grenade

    Dan@SJM's 1720v

    Torque steer much! Lol
  17. The Dan Grenade

    What Clio's have people owned?

    Williams, my ph1 172 and my nimbus cup packed 197. All for completely different reasons. Ph2 172's and 182's I can live without though. V6 clios are cool for a day. Then they're tedious. (Parking, boot space, gawpers etc) Not driven a 200 EDC and doubt I ever will. (Unless they get super...
  18. The Dan Grenade

    Please help how do I remove this

    Here: http://www.cliosport.net/index.php?threads/Mondeo-valet%2E-%28Minging%21%29.699791/
  19. The Dan Grenade

    What have you done to your car today ???

    You cut the boot??
  20. The Dan Grenade

    Please help how do I remove this

    If it was dirty hands, there would be finger prints. 100% that's minging hair.
  21. The Dan Grenade

    Autofinesse Desire Originals

    It does.
  22. The Dan Grenade

    Please help how do I remove this

    Nope. See it all the time. Bear head, sniff the drivers seatbelt, I bet it's f**king minging!! I hope that car was cheap!!
  23. The Dan Grenade

    Please help how do I remove this

    That's grease from someone's disgusting unwashed hair.... Barf!! You need to spray it with an all purpose cleaner. Or interior cleaner, and clean it with a damp microfibre that's been in boiling hot water and then wrung out. I'm on my phone so can't link you to my mondeo thread but that was...
  24. The Dan Grenade

    My Clio search...Anyone gone from a 200 to something older?

    There's a racing blue 182 with belts and dephaser done, on Facebook. 'Renault cars and parts for sale' page. £2000 he wants. Located in Wales.
  25. The Dan Grenade

    My artic blue 182

    Apart from the bonnet, I like that.
  26. The Dan Grenade

    My Clio search...Anyone gone from a 200 to something older?

    The engines (providing they've had regular servicing) will go on forever. Very very strong engines.
  27. The Dan Grenade

    My Clio search...Anyone gone from a 200 to something older?

    £2000 will buy you a really nice 172. Whatever you buy, make sure the Cambelt kit/aux belt kit have been replaced by someone that knows what they're doing. Preferably a specialist on here. If you buy one that's been timed up wrong it will be slow and have s**t fuel consumption.
  28. The Dan Grenade

    Home Security ... Help!

    If she was home they wouldn't break in. She's more vicious than an angry female bear on it's period.
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