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  1. Klumpy Dumpy

    HORRIBLE electrical problem - glow plugs / Module. Calling all clued up folk...

    They are pinned differently mate For once I'm right. Makes a nice change🤣 Still didn't fix my Megane did it. I cri
  2. Klumpy Dumpy

    HORRIBLE electrical problem - glow plugs / Module. Calling all clued up folk...

    So I could have been right and it was the wrong glowplug module I'll take my blowjob in the post mate x
  3. Klumpy Dumpy

    HORRIBLE electrical problem - glow plugs / Module. Calling all clued up folk...

    The diverter valve should be used on startup (mainly just sync position) and shutdown too (smooth shutdown), as well as during a regen. The exhaust flaps are for DPF regen, but some clios have the exhaust flap but no DPF or sport mode which is equally confusing The amount of hours I've spent...
  4. Klumpy Dumpy

    HORRIBLE electrical problem - glow plugs / Module. Calling all clued up folk...

    After going through a f**k tonne of stuff on my Megane I started learning that Renaults start sequence makes no sense Buggered wheel speed sensors can trigger the ECU to do proper retarded s**t. So can brake light switches and clutch switches. If yours has an exhaust flap that can cause weird...
  5. Klumpy Dumpy

    Hub length

    17mm iirc
  6. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    Yeah wera make them Be prepared to get your arsehole reamed out though
  7. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    The heat crimp solder connectors are poo. I always end up melting the heat shrink and the solders still like ice
  8. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    I think my cheap Screwfix multimeter is on the Fritzl Without someone saying "Fluke" and anally gaping me what other decent multimeters are there? @dann2707 did you get one recently from AliExpress?
  9. Klumpy Dumpy

    182 not turning over

    Be careful with that arch liner🤣🤣
  10. Klumpy Dumpy

    The Cars Spotted Appreciation Thread

    The Vauxhall is looking good now @Cub.
  11. Klumpy Dumpy

    280 to 300mm disc options

    It depends which 280mm PMS kit you've got I'm sure the early ones had more machined off the caliper and a thinner bracket that was a bit more susceptible to breaking If it's the later one, as people have said you'll be better off sticking with 280mm discs or selling and buying the 300mm...
  12. Klumpy Dumpy

    RSTuning in Leeds - experiences or anecdotal information/stories

    Must have been one of them silent ones Either way it's water under the bridge, I've given my opinion and review of my experience. There's no point trying to dispute that it wasn't good, you can't always get it perfect for everyone
  13. Klumpy Dumpy

    RSTuning in Leeds - experiences or anecdotal information/stories

    Its all well and good but there was no apology on the day. Just an offhanded comment from Paul saying "just trying to keep the rods inside the block on this" and that's a direct quote of what he said. Confidence inspiring that like Specky made the meth comment which Paul and Alex both jumped...
  14. Klumpy Dumpy

    RSTuning in Leeds - experiences or anecdotal information/stories

    I took my 175 dCi to him which was kinda not running the best Not only was he too busy messing about with an M4 2 hours into my session, he came across as a proper pellet. His maps are probably average but I wouldn't take my push bike to him for mapping after his attitude towards my car...
  15. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    I use mine to blow snow off the cars and drive too🤣
  16. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    The slightly older version of this https://www.powertoolmate.co.uk/power-tools/milwaukee/cordless-blowers/milwaukee-m18fblg3-0-18v-fuel-gen-3-blower-naked.htm?opt=12565&srsltid=AfmBOop1tTuZW2QC7cMo3EP0gFiT_zseJe06TH1qNew9L7LLJv3eH-4Fb2k
  17. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 RB Cup

    Stihl saw his garage open to hammer sausages in his lawn whilst moving his toaster Lots of love, Bloody bum
  18. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    I revived 2 of my batteries recently with a tabletop power supply I tried to bump them both from other batteries but it didn't work. Spent 2 hours farting about trying to trickle charge the battery. A quick zap and launched them both on the charger and they've been spot on since It was nice...
  19. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 Turbo

    Since my last post next door to us has chopped his car in again for an i5 40e estate 🤣 In the last 4 years of him being our neighbour at work I must have seen him have 20 cars and at least 3 bikes. All BMWs🤣
  20. Klumpy Dumpy

    daveski's 2025

    At least it wasn't Ai softcore p**n again
  21. Klumpy Dumpy

    2005 RB 182 Cup

    There were no kids in the boot
  22. Klumpy Dumpy

    The Power PC Thread [f*ck off consoles]

    We sold some RAM at work recently Usually we get about £3-6k for the amount we sell... This time round it was £25k. Unreal I genuinely thought we'd get at max £10k even with the price bump
  23. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Yeah I use mine to blow my cars dry Its 5x better than the DeWalt one we have at work
  24. Klumpy Dumpy

    The Power PC Thread [f*ck off consoles]

    Yeah please don't re-use old cables The pinout on the PSUs change quite a bit. Corsair list which cable kits you need and which PSUs are cross-compatible in their pinout too. Sometimes you can get lucky on just swapping out the power supply itself but most of the time if you're upgrading it's...
  25. Klumpy Dumpy

    Ay Up! New to Clios.

    It's also got 182 seats in it U-oh🤣
  26. Klumpy Dumpy

    The VW Audi Skoda Seat Thread

    I had the misfortune of taking my Sister in laws (no) polo to get a rear camera fitted earlier f**k me it's awful inside. It's 10 years old and it feels so cheap in comparison to my 18 year old E60. Zero clutch feel, zero steering feel, zero power and the speakers and interior is f**king...
  27. Klumpy Dumpy

    F31 330D xDrive

    I believe those are called poverty brakes👀🤣
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