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  1. Klumpy Dumpy

    Virgin existing customer deals?

    Got a letter through from Virgin saying my current plan is going up by £4 a month. Annoying because I've just signed into an 18 month contract not long back, it's not a lot of money but they're not exactly giving me anything extra f**k you captain inflation
  2. Klumpy Dumpy

    High quality garage tools - bearing pullers etc

    Don't be f**king daft, nothing is that strong!!
  3. Klumpy Dumpy

    Performance tyres - is there any point anymore?

    Couldn't get PS4's in under that size anyway
  4. Klumpy Dumpy

    Winter 20/21 dirty car thread.

    If the front bumper doesn't hang off... Is it REALLY a proper Megane?
  5. Klumpy Dumpy

    Restoring Little Bluey - my 182 FF ClioSport in Racing Blue

    I'll have a gander, cheers mate
  6. Klumpy Dumpy

    Winter 20/21 dirty car thread.

    I had to wash mine, there were days I couldn't see😂😂 Foamed the arches, gave everything underneath a good scrub and wash off to try and get all that horrible salt off
  7. Klumpy Dumpy

    Restoring Little Bluey - my 182 FF ClioSport in Racing Blue

    Where did you get the parts blasted Jon? Looks spot on!
  8. Klumpy Dumpy

    pics of your undertray?

    Only specific members have access to that thread unfortunately
  9. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Old DCI

    £3500 is about right The GTA1549LV's are that common you can buy a brand new Garrett unit for £300. Prices of 175's have been going up and up, One sold recently for £2500 on 160k that was a total dog
  10. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Old DCI

    It's hard to find an M9R without a fucked or replaced turbo The 1549 on them are dogshit, mines been fucked for 3 years😂😂
  11. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Registering anything second hand is w**k for warranties. Typically Milwaukee will only repair s**t if you've got valid proof of purchase from a reputable seller
  12. Klumpy Dumpy

    Mk2 DCi - Whereabout is the TDC / Crankcase Sensor please?

    Yeah that's the cam sensor mate, I've not heard of any of those failing What's your symptoms?
  13. Klumpy Dumpy

    Mk2 DCi - Whereabout is the TDC / Crankcase Sensor please?

    On top of the gearbox, same place as a petrol They have a cam sensor too
  14. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    Buy them My stubby spanners have saved my bacon on many occasions. *this job requires the bumper and slam panel removing* "Yeah like f**k, I'll just reach my arm under and get to it that way" 😂
  15. Klumpy Dumpy

    To break or to not?

    Yeah no point in breaking it. Too many messers about these days and people are always willing to spend money on a PH1
  16. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    He said they didn't even give him chance to get a semi before they walked in and then for 25 minutes he was laid there trying not to get an erection whilst they flopped his dick around😂😂😂😂
  17. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    Funny story When my dad went for the snip, he hadn't been told to shave his balls before getting there. So the surgeon said don't worry I can do that before the procedure. My dad was like okay that's fine. When he got into theatre they asked him if some students could watch the procedure, again...
  18. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    All you have to say is "it's always more expensive around that time. Why dont we look at August instead" Done. Grow some b****cks Russell 😂
  19. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    Remember those saps I spoke about earlier that won't turn up because they're going shoe shopping Already. Started👀😂
  20. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    Right nevermind, he's a lost cause. He's a yellowbelly👀😂 Tbh everyone I've spoken to at CSF or from here are pretty sound. The people that are usually arseholes are the ones that never turn up to these events
  21. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    This invention is called a watch, it allows me to tell the time It's essentially a portable sundial😳😂
  22. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Aye CJ Sinclair don't f**k about either. Considering my gun still looks brand new I bet they were happy to repair it instead of looking at it and going "what the f**k"😂 The boot keeps it lovely and clean!
  23. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Milwaukee big boy impact randomly stopped working the other day. Mode button dead and the took would only work shortly after putting a battery on, if for any reason you left it for 2 seconds it just went into a coma Filed a warranty repair, sent it on Monday and recieved it back Friday morning...
  24. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    Let's seen how many of these "OMG deffo gonna come to CSF next year" people will actually turn up Theres always that group of fannies that post 3 weeks prior to the event "oh I can't come because my wife said we need to go to the garden centre to buy some new merrells on that weekend" Hoy...
  25. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Inferno Story...

    You wanna look into just throwing together a standard lump with a Mégane HG. I see no point in forging an engine unless you're wanting more than 260bhp. At which point you'll want to f**k that Taiwan Tornado Trumper off anyway plus a 4puk clutch and a whole host of other supporting mods. A...
  26. Klumpy Dumpy

    Subarevo

    MR2 with a bodykit that
  27. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Inferno Story...

    It's not really s**t, at least you know what the issue is and you have the option of A) Build a forged engine and go mental B) Get another Clio engine and use a Mégane headgasket and run 260bhp It's better than it blowing up 200 miles from home😂
  28. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Black Gold (no)mod thread

    People that buy 200's usually wear boot cut jeans😂
  29. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Black Gold (no)mod thread

    Don't get a 200, don't be that bloke Paul😂
  30. Klumpy Dumpy

    Potential for cheap 182 exhaust trims

    That's clearly Birmingham, don't lie to strangers!
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