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  1. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 Turbo

    Do you want to borrow the Milfucky? That will pull it in... or pull the threads off the shaft, one or the other 😂
  2. Klumpy Dumpy

    eBay offer code

    Tough love No more manbatty for you
  3. Klumpy Dumpy

    eBay offer code

    I'm overweight and need to fund my gym membvership Could you up the percentage off to 20% or pay for my gym membership?
  4. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 Turbo

    If they're a 54mm hub they need proper pressing down into the front seat of the hub Then the actual hub flange need ramming in. Everything works better after a good ramming
  5. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Get some foam mate!
  6. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 Turbo

    I've never bent a Clio hub doing bearings and I've done at least 20. I reckon they're a pair of pussies and haven't cleaned out the race seat in the hub or seated it correctly
  7. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    Back on thread, I got these aviation spanners for my birthday a few weeks ago and theyre worth their weight in gold. So much easier than messing about doubling spanners up Just looking at the size of the 18/19mm compared to the big ugga-fucker
  8. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    The best I get is to work on an STI. I can tell you they're so f**king easy to do a service on, why other manufacturers don't make it that easy annoys me
  9. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    I'm not posh enough to work on such luxuries 😂 I'm scared to break friends Clio's, nevermind an M3!
  10. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    It's because they have a lower sump and an upper sump Xzibit "Yo dawg, I heard you liked sumps so we put a sump on your sump" *folds arm like a gangsta*
  11. Klumpy Dumpy

    The new tool thread

    The Megane has just over 7 litres of oil in the c**t I mean I suppose it's better than the 12 litres you need in a 4BT 😂 My dads mate learnt very quickly that buying a Euro car parts drum of oil for his defender was cheaper than buying 3 bottles of oil every time 😂
  12. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Black Gold (no)mod thread

    Yeah, give that a good clean. Did it with my mrs' starter on her 107 and it brought it back to life and was sound for 2 years
  13. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 Turbo

    Yes
  14. Klumpy Dumpy

    Clio 182 Turbo

    Yeaahhhh that bearing is fucked harder than @dann2707's dickhole 😂
  15. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Black Gold (no)mod thread

    Nut and bolt the c**t
  16. Klumpy Dumpy

    BG 182

    Naughty, I should probably refurb the ones for my clio tbf
  17. Klumpy Dumpy

    BG 182

    That braided link pipe is sexual Does Paul have them listed on his site now?
  18. Klumpy Dumpy

    My Black Gold (no)mod thread

    Louis is best when he hits it from the back
  19. Klumpy Dumpy

    NFJ

    Opieoils with CLIOSPORT as the discount code
  20. Klumpy Dumpy

    Jobs on car you gave up on...

    Yup, my dad has one. But by the time I went to his and back I could have had 1 side done and back together😓 One of those things where I bought one for him but didn't buy one for myself. Usually anytime I buy a tool (except power tools) I get one for him and he does the same
  21. Klumpy Dumpy

    Jobs on car you gave up on...

    Almost gave up today TFD bush replacement on the megane. f**k me what a c**t of a job Oh and I replaced the track rods, if I had the proper tool I would have saved myself 3 hours, possibly more🤬🤬
  22. Klumpy Dumpy

    All 197/200’s on the forum. Get in here!

    Thats true, 197 ones are more common. It seems 200's all came with bloody candles! I'm sure they're probably still available new?
  23. Klumpy Dumpy

    All 197/200’s on the forum. Get in here!

    Remap Xenons to get rid of those candles Sideskirts, front splitter
  24. Klumpy Dumpy

    Jobs on car you gave up on...

    PK4 013 And theyre deffo 65kg without brackets or the shifter mechanism on🤣 70kg if youre rushing and leave s**t attached🤪
  25. Klumpy Dumpy

    New head picker here ✊

    There's loads of ridiculously smart people on here mate And there's a CS saying "If you can't find your answer on CS then it's probably not worth knowing" You can ask a question about washing machine motors and someone will know🤣
  26. Klumpy Dumpy

    RM04 MOR - Arctic Blue 182

    Those brackets make sense tbf, locates them really well bu the looks!
  27. Klumpy Dumpy

    New head picker here ✊

    Who is Bradford Kyle? Sounds like a right nonce Oh bugger I said the N word. Now I'm going to get told off🥲😓
  28. Klumpy Dumpy

    Ideas and Suggestions for CSF22

    Dan loves getting his chutney buggered
  29. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    When me and my family were in holiday in Turkey they were mastic'ing some tiles back in place. Me, my dad and grandad were all just stood there telling him how to do it because he was making a right dog dick of it🤣🤣
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