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  1. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Aye I had a Solus and it was s**t, some of the keys didn't work and it wouldn't read any Clio's or Lagunas 😂 Sold it for more than I paid for it hough which was decent
  2. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Aye my mate has all Snap-On gear because he's lazy, can finance s**t and the guy reverse directly to his unit door. His total bill scares the s**t out of me! I think he said the diagnostic gear he just got was about £5 grand :sick: Those IR look pretty decent, I'd much rather invest in that...
  3. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Tbf when I sold my snap on gun it did still work and this is coming from the bloke that snapped a Record vice in half 😂 It's a shame that "worked" and "was really good" are 2 different things though 😂 I've learnt in the past few years I need to look after my body and tools so my expensive stuff...
  4. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Bet he gets on the truck with no kegs on bless him 😂 "Can I have a posi screwdriver please?" "Aye of course you can mate, that'll be £80 please" "Can I finance it pwease?" *dribbles down his tshirt*
  5. Klumpy Dumpy

    Pipe into master cylinder weeping fluid

    Nah you could be onto something there like pal, looking at the end of the hex you can deffo see it's a it on the piss
  6. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    The "Monster impact" Snap-On sell will do 600ftlb undo... Mine struggled to even touch 300ftlb and it was less than 2 years old and had the gearbox and anvil replaced under warranty My Milwaukee has already undone 550ftlb headbolts on a Perkins with ease. There's no tinted glasses here pal, not...
  7. Klumpy Dumpy

    Pipe into master cylinder weeping fluid

    Try roughing up the flare on the brake pipe so it seats and squashes nicely. Wiggle the pipe as you tighten too so the ferrule doesn't catch the edge of the flare @JamesBryan threads do have a slight downwards pitch you flid ;) 😂
  8. Klumpy Dumpy

    1*2 pet hates

    No One side is for a small baguette 😂
  9. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Give your head a wobble pal, Snap on stuff is s**t. My Strap on gun couldn't even take head bolts out with a brand new fully charged battery, bag of absolute s**t I'd say the big Milwaukee would out do most 1/2 air stuff
  10. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Oh and I hate to admit but my Grandad has a Makita breaker, he's full Makita wanker down to an electric strimmer and lawnmower 😂 So yes I do borrow his stupid tools and I hate to admit but they're f**king mint 😂
  11. Klumpy Dumpy

    Gearbox removal

    Box out the bottom is a piece of piss 2-3 hours on your own
  12. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    1. Get those c***s weighed in 2. Get that skip filled, whenever we get one at work I half fill the c**t with my own s**t 😂 3. Get em lifted, chip the mortar off and bang em on Facebook £1-£2 a pop 4. Get a mini digger, Easter is coming up. We're usually cheeky about it, hire it "for the...
  13. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Paving flags/slabs/stone If its nice stone its worth a decent penny and would probably pay for your breaker😂 I k ow up here in Yorkshire people steal garden walls when stone gets expensive😂😂
  14. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    You selling the flags? Good money in em if you can break the mortar and stack em
  15. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    M18 ONEFHIWF12-502X That's the one I have
  16. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    Aye get the big Milwaukee gun. They're so powerful they can undo anything. Even undo wagon wheel nuts, bad marriages, unwanted children and cheating on your mrs Ebay have 20% off atm, I messaged @JamesBryan for ideas and I've just spent over £400 in 3 chunks🤦‍♂️😂
  17. Klumpy Dumpy

    Scene Safe Dub

    Aye I know a few that will do a phone jobbie for £150 but f**k that £150 is r****d or 3 cars chopped into 1 sort of money
  18. Klumpy Dumpy

    Scene Safe Dub

    f**k me who passed that c**t on an MOT😂😂 Deffo a Friday Ray Charles jobbie
  19. Klumpy Dumpy

    Dilemma... C7 RS6 or R8 V10+

    @Cub. Gonna need a thread title change here bud Something catchy and involves the selling of Class A drugs is preferable 😂😂
  20. Klumpy Dumpy

    Where do you store yours?

    Sup'wi ya nesh c*nt
  21. Klumpy Dumpy

    Where do you store yours?

    Same There's a f**king severe lack of tools and it makes me itch
  22. Klumpy Dumpy

    Back once again with the ill behaviour...

    It has been pretty quiet since Mr Plums got sacked off Someone needs to step up to the plate 😂
  23. Klumpy Dumpy

    Ash’s Sunflower Ph1 172

    @Ant1 how comes your mrs is selling her cars?
  24. Klumpy Dumpy

    Cummins 5.9 Engined Defender...

    Right well now you're gonna need to post more about this so me and @bashracing can tug over it
  25. Klumpy Dumpy

    Pearl Black 172 PH1 Restoration- again

    That Laguna steering wheel makes my toes curl its that ugly!😂
  26. Klumpy Dumpy

    The Power PC Thread [f*ck off consoles]

    s**t case👀😂
  27. Klumpy Dumpy

    ClioSport 2021 Calendar - We Need Your Photos!

    Surprise f**king surprise bet its filled with that shed @Dr Jekyll keeps taking photos of😉😉😂
  28. Klumpy Dumpy

    Call of Duty Modern Warfare

    Sounds like a decent swingers party👀
  29. Klumpy Dumpy

    Power Tool Perverts

    What do you want from the tools? If you work in automotive - Milwaukee If youre poor - DeWalt/Makita 🎣😂
  30. Klumpy Dumpy

    4th gear synchro issues 2010 clio gt

    The GT has a TL4 like the 197/200/dCi Megane/Modus Where abouts in the country are you as I have a friend that does at least 5 of these boxes a week
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