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Try one of these: One scoop, one big hole. Dive in ! ;)

Nah, no need, I only push trolleys around Tesco car parks. I do have a 25m swimming certificate though.

Can you do a picture of a blue Clio covered in clingfilm and flies who died laughing ?

Ha ! Well spotted, Detective. Miller, where are you from in the SE ? Langley Green throws up multiple hits when Googling.

Mine will be fine. We're wearing tin foil hats.

I'm sure it'll have "something" in/on it to stop the pollen ! They're only about £7 from memory, Trev ?! Just buy a new one ;)

Sell it and buy a Cup ?!

Howdy !

It adjusts the height of the seat relative to the floor. Pull it up, and take your weight off the seat ! If it already feels like your head is on the ceiling and you're driving a bus, pull it up and put some more weight down and back on it and you should be heading for the floor. The handle...

Re: Write Off! FJ05 UBG Blue 182 I'm sure the owner would be grateful for you putting their reg. plate all over the internet telling the world their story.... Hopefully everyone involved is OK !

Am I 'eck.

Graeme is a funny name for a girl. Only girls name their cars, right...? Bienvenue à CS anyway !

WTF ? This is supposed to be a project, where you show CS what you're doing, not bumping your own thread for ideas when it appears applying paint to a diamond shaped bit of plastic baffles you. Anything anyone has suggested has been ignored or shrugged off. It looks like a nice car from the...

Genius. At last, the beautifully designed spoiler will look like it's going the right way as Renault intended...!

Were we supposed to guess what wheels before you put that picture up ? It'll look like that one, except yours is yellow (I'm presuming you've worked that out already). If yours isn't dropped on it's arse like the blue one, then it'll look hilarious. There was no need for panic, there's a...

You want to know what those silver alloys look like when they are black ? :coffee: They'll look like that .. but they'll be black. F**k a duck......

Ooh the cross dresser is back in town !!

Yes, instead of a smooth progressive rise, there'll be a flat spot in the torque curve ;)

Re: Not bad for a 5 year old 50mm lens FTW. Flickr helps ! Time machine also helps... ;)

Re: Not bad for a 5 year old 50mm lens FTW. Flickr helps ! Time machine also helps... ;)

If the turbo is spent, providing the engine hasn't eaten the impellor, it should just be an off/on job. No idea on the details TBH. www.cliodci.net or google ;)

Go to a car wash when you get there, use the scrubbing brush and get them flies off ! Or, have it trailered there. Or just don't bother.... Or apply so much wax, that even a fly will just ping off and hit the car behind.

Turbos are pretty much a bolt on/off item ... where are you based ?

18 months ?! Is that it !!!!? Oh dear....

Plug an external monitor into the VGA port, press buttons on the keyboard to swap active display and use as normal...?! PS: learn to back up :rasp:

At the other end of the cat... if you've seen one post-cat, it'll be pre-cat.

WD-40

... and what did you learn......?

Probably bought eBay out of resistor "chips" thinking he'd make a fortune at CSS !

Ever driven the dCi's ? Much nicer to drive than the petrol Clios (bar the 1*2's) because of the turbo.