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I f**king give up. I try and moderate Hitler’s own thread and he wades in here with his massive canoe like shoes, nausing it all up by chatting on it. You couldn’t make it up. f**k the lot of you.

This is a for sale thread. If you want to discuss the sale crack on. If not, stop with the chit chat. Plenty of other sections for that.

Fair play, that looks a proper good mix of cars. Love stuff like that.

New clutch needed. Not an expensive job on a 1.2.

And I’m rich with long flowing locks.

One of the most underrated cars of the modern era. Just a shame anyone taller than @Touring_Rob (which is a high percentage, have you seen him?! c**t still shops in Mothercare) has to have their head rubbing the ceiling. Amazing chassis though, and proper pin point steering. 👌🏽

Don’t you have a Cup?

Go for it. Worse case is you’ll burn through but if it needs paint anyway, you’ve nothing to lose.

Yeah man, all the time. Wassup?

Polar seal is awesome. But don’t do it on a hot day and definitely don’t do it in the sun! 😂 Wash it, clay it, Polar seal, done for 6 months. Bosh.

It should have been attempted murder. But he got away with GBH iirc. His girlfriend’s brother hit her - and it was very much a case of f**k around and find out. 😂

That is identical, height and everything, to my old one. A 1.4 Equippe. I also had an outwardly rolled 4’’ tailpipe. 😂 It was my car when I started my first job valeting, so it was like brand new, no joke. Every single night after work I’d remove something else and clean it. 👌🏽 Sold it to the...

VXR8 and prior to that a cavalier Sri. After that, I saw sense. Oh I did have an Astra van too. Loved that thing.

f**k off Tory boy. Vauxhall??? Hok Tuah *spits

If it’s just clicking the starter motor is probably jammed. The red light flashing/not flashing is a separate issue. The immobiliser cuts the fuel pump so it should still turn over.

@Sunglasses_Ron - can we share this on the Facebook group? In case there are some on there that aren’t on here?

Please tie your harnesses up. For me. Does that not annoy you flapping around behind you?

What a story that car could tell!

I hate - and I mean properly hate - poorly performing wipers and/or a poorly cleaned windscreen. It can ruin the entire car for me. First thing I do when I get a new car is clean the screen properly, inside and out, new wiper blades and a hydrophobic coating of some description. Before anything...

I use one of these for super tight spaces. Got about 30 different heads that can go on it too. Only had it a few weeks but used it so much already...

I spy with my little eye - someone trying to buy a number plate…. 😂 Lush car that was. Sat perfect. 👌🏽

Mate I’ve been high and on 20 pain killers a day since Monday night. I may have made an account, I may have ordered a Helicopter. Who knows.

I bought all mine last night but I haven’t received them. I’m well aware I’m only 2 IQ points away from being classed as a failed abortion, so can you help me please?? What have I done wrong? 😂

Some stuff my boy took. Some of the views - you’d never know we were in the UK! Stunning!!

Once out of the car, yes. The nerves I felt with you in the passenger seat were unreal.

Do you have his address? I’m going to post him some dog s**t.

Brilliant. Got f**king Covid. @MarkCup - you’ve got a lot to f**king answer for….

You have convinced me to fit my headlight blanks. Looks mega!

How long will they be available for Dave? @MarkCup is a diseased nonce and has infected me with the plague at the weekend. I’m man down and haven’t got the concentration to go through all the pics.