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Lol! That is so so nice.

Your taste in cars is fcuking woeful.

Ph1 V6 with ph2 rear lights and ph2 18 inch wheels; Win!

Perfect, thanks mate. Could I do that tomorrow do you think? Or shall I do it Monday?

Can anyone confirm the details of where I'm supposed to send my £80 deposit? I'm really struggling here and think I've written them down wrong and Ariane the filthy Arab isn't replying to my texts.

I'm trying to pay my deposit in but my bank keeps chucking me out. Getting on my tits now. I'll try again in a minute. I f**king hate technology.

Now I'm sober, it has suddenly dawned on me what I'm doing... Christ on a bike.

What model 172?

I don't mean to sound like a killjoy, but I won't be doing drugs or fighting this holiday. It's my sons 7th birthday on the 18th and I'd rather be a Turk than miss that.

My birthday is the 15th june, I didn't think the wife would approve. But she wants me to go with you two! FLOL!

Right, f**k it. Book me in your car. I need to make a phone call later on to see if I'll have someone with me. I have one or two conditions though, I need fag breaks on the journey. You cannot touch me inappropriately. Speak slowly. And where are you leaving England from? I could meet you...

If you're laying in the back asleep, where will you put all of your stuff?

I'm trying to find the thread on MLR from the current owner. I saw him at Combe and it's got carbon fibre doors/tailgate/roof and bonnet. His name was Nigel and he was a music teacher at a school! lol.

Probably the fastest car i've owned. No idea what had been done to it. It now belongs to a lunatic who has a fully forged Evo8 560WHP engine in it. Mentalist.

You're telling me. I worked flat out all week to try and clear it all before the end of today and I did it! But then at 4pm another two turned up. Ffs.

I won't be there guys, I've got to work. :-(

I use revitalizr but the pink one (refine?) I find a bit pony. I prefer Autoglym paint pro refine. Its really easy to work with and creates zero dust (Providing you use a new pad) Yeah i'm not down with the lingo mate. I'm not a keen follower of products and names/processes etc. I do this for...

You'd be suprised what a 1500psi 95 degree hot wash will do mate! Just spending a good hour washing the arches out, under the sills, the door shuts/boot shut etc will make the car look ten times better. Spend an hour hoovering it and all your left with is to wipe down the interior plastics and...

Revitalize is really good for deep swirls, in fact apart from G3, it's the only product I have that's aggressive enough for marks as bad as on this one. P1 I then use to clear up any machine trails (I love this stuff!) and Triple was used to make look a bit bling before I photo'd it for the for...

Mate, the word detailing gets on my tits. The only detailer Who I consider worthy of the title is Jim at WD. (admitedly i've not seen many peoples work!) I get some cars in that have been 'detailed' and my £50 valet is better. It's a joke. I'm pretty confident I am as good if not better than a...

Fantastic work, great additions. I do love the 197's.

Just fit your standard door cards. They weigh the same as a can of coke. Remove the window reg and the speaker if you're concerned about weight loss.

Looks lovely! Get one from an Exclusive or a 1.6 16v RSI, they don't wear out/fall apart.

I'm not a detailer mate, better off finding someone more suited to that sort of work. Thanks for the offer though.

Lost count of the amount of people that say 'how much?! The Russians only charge £10 for inside and out' f**king jog on you thick c**t.

People think its a lot of money, but in its dirty state, nobody would buy it. So effectively it's worth nothing. Spend £200 on having it cleaned properly and it's now a low mileage £5995 car. It's a no brainer IMO.

On average I do 2 cars a day, and probably 1 minger a week..... Since January!! I'm tempted to just scrap the Hoover and buy a new one! Lol.

Believe it or not, I haven't emptied my Hoover since I started the business in January! It is massive mind you, 3ft tall at least, but I'm dreading the day I need to!

Cheers.

It's my one of my own, I bought it like that. Something like that i'd charge £150 for the trade, £200 for a private customer.