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You can hold my hot sausage and i'll smash your burger in....

This lot better be up for a good laugh!

How did you get on taking the tints off?? I've only ever tried it once and it made a right mess everywhere.

That is just on a whole new level of awesome.

FLOL!

Never a truer word spoken. In all walks of life.

I'm still waiting for absynthe/snaketits to show us these many M3's for £5500 he's been on about.

Closest one on PH is a year older, has nearly 100k on it, no nav and no 19's. I can't be bothered looking on AT and ebay to prove even more how right I am.

Not as a baby but as a toddler yes. Newborn baby seats are massive and you'll want it in the front (with the airbag turned off) Then your Mrs will have to sit in the back. Then when you park in a parking space, the fact your car is a three door means the doors don't open as much in...

You're on drugs. Hard drugs.

two people cancelled deals today through no fault of my own. Insurance companies. (Got to refund nearly £5000 tomorrow) Got a landrover V6 petrol just been dropped off on a RAC truck with a suspected headgasket and I can't find one single mechanic willing to take it on. (massive job...

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

Trust me, it can't be any worse than mine.

Yes. He said I needed to ask my Grandad but he's so old he's dead. Make of that what you will...

You can jog on.

WTF is that mirror on the left?? (And I hate to piss on your already bad week, but they look platinum silver to me, your cars titanium silver...)

You wake me up at 430 am and you'llbe subject to some horrific verbal and possibly physical abuse.

Oh you're not poor? Brilliant, thats someone else I can talk to during my stay. :D

Sorry, you must have misunderstood. This thread is for people camping at Tony's. Not poofing it up in a travel lodge wanking over lenny henry. Now, fcuk off.

If I come in the convoy I will be at the back. I won't have the 200 so i'll be in the van.

I bet you'd get £250-£300 for those wheels on ebay!

Both of mine have just jamed. All I get is a click. I've got the third one now on my shelf waiting to be fitted.

Jord, do you know why the starter motor has gone? I'm on my second replacement now but can't see anything untoward in the engine bay. I'm just putting it down to bad luck??

Well, I can only assume it has an induction kit?? lol.

Bristol uniforms? I get stuck in trafic outside there most mornings! lol. I'm not usually at the garage as i'm the one normally out and about.

Ha!! busted! lol. I own the car sales place next door.

I saw this today in BM motoring centre Staple hill. I also saw you giving it beans up the high street! ;)

A guy over the road from me washes his car using a brush attatched to a hosepipe. No shampoo, no drying... His last car was an M5 and he's currently rocking a Supercharged XF. I wince every time I see him doing it. But for some reason his cars always look mint! :S

Holy s**t!