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silver 172 sittin ootside the fish shop reekin...think it was an 02 plate...i was walking by like one of those beggars that frequent byres road...
blue megane 225...dark kind of blue..i will refer to as "joaby" blue...parked on university avenue then up byres road then again on byres...
lovely leisurely drive into work this morning glasgow uni...smooth radio playing the oldies...
when...BANG
out of knowhere...a big bloody red 197, filling the whole rear window of my car...like a horrible vision from hell
nearly implanted right in aboot the buttock region of my car...
spotted loitering today in the traffic just after charring cross...
i was up the top, looking down....trying to get you to look up...
so i could "gie it aww that...way the finger...etc"...
id just washed my car aswell....f**k doing that ever again...
shagged oot, like an auld jonny bag
black 182 very clean private plate in the traffic in ingleston 4.30ish this evening...was some shanner yellow megane f1 pish few cars in front....
blue V6..private plate on the m77 i gave you the thumbs up...xenons ya bass
silver 197...private reg..merylee area ish...didnt catch the reg as...
private reg..
davy or some pish like that...cant remember as i had a pack of pringles, bernard mathewes turkey dinosaurs and a goodfellas pizza in my boot...
which i couldnt wait to get home and rape...
stay away fae ma bit rah
silver 182 on the M8 towards glasgow just before 5ish **5ORY...pimp driving it...
and silver 197 heading towards glasgow city centre on the m74 just after 8ish...tonite
braap
gie'n it a right hell of a lot of aww that...
i was heading up to the pub, seen the brake lights slam on, so i think u might have clocked the f**k out of me...
parked up in the tenement slums... ;)
was gonna get off the bus and drag ma willy up the rear quarter side pannel if it wasnt for two things...
number one...i wanted stick ma willy "doon the gub" of the wee hottie next to me...
and B...i had just bought a packet of philidelphia cheese...
driving back to glasgow from the slum that is...edinburgh...spotted this cheeky wee black 172..
sat behind you in the van while we where stuck in traffic...sweating like a clatty tramp, due to the lack of air con and luxuries...
dunno how you poverty spec cup owners manage...
reeking of...
red, didnt catch the regi as i was half cut...slebbering pish about stuff...
east-kilbride to rutherglen race-way/road...
i was in a bus heading towards ek, when it was rudely overtaken at a completely sensible speed etc...paps oot and all that jazz...
braap...(mite have been a gay guy...
spotted white R24 or whatever the f**k they call it nowadays glasgow bound
M555 ***...with a wee cup sticker on the drivers door...
female driving...prob would, but i wasnt really looking cos i was concentration on driving and doing up my fly...
then 10 mins later a blue 194 modern thing...
just heading into busby from ek...racing blue 182, reg 0E***** or something like that...wasnt sure..
i was in the works van dropping it off to pick my car up...heading up ek, was gonna flash, but u mite not be on here and i would have been mistaken for some dirty pervert again...
i was...
blue 182 driving into scottish power down cathcart...i was on the bus slumming it with the polish young team...on the 44 to ross's bit up the slums of eaglesham...
silver 182 parked on university ave...prob driven by a gay guy...
but not entierly sure as nobody was in it...cos only a gay...
spotted this whilst looking on youtube...
some loony cyclist...but right at the end of the video a silver spot goes by...
reg K333 N**
at 1.50 onwards on the video...
braaapp...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmN1WAUjOcE&feature=related
my 182 had been garaged for about 6months, turned over for the first few months...
but then dingied..just went out, the battery was completely flat...i charged it a wee bit, using one of those portable chargers...but
when i tried to turn on the ignition...its just making a series of fast...
parked...no..
abandoned..? or stolen? most probably...
what a car of this virtue would be doing parked outside the queens park cafe...home of the "pished flannels"...and reekin' of shite "breeks"...
please explain yerself...
50 lashes for you...and a small punt in the bottom...
(i...
now dont ask me exactly where, as i dont know the place and all slums look the same in my vast oppinion...
BUT, it was going round a big gigantic roundabout the size of f**king spain, just after the junction for that big stupid f**k off massive bank....which i must add, there is completely...
spotted a lot...
start of the week...red R27 with a hottie driving..sunglasses on, looking like a pimp mo-fo fo sho..braap...
"yooo hooo sexy boy.."
silver 182/172 this afternoon KFC roundabout, scudded a huge pot hole while going round the corner at the roundabout...gutted...
silver...
spotted silver 182, clatty midden of a thing....abandoned in the carpark at clarkston toll...ross??
if so, i also saw a big gay guy squeeze past your bonnet...allowing both buttocks to touch the bonnet...
now, im pretty sure you've washed your car at some point since then...so technically...
think it was one of them ph-uglies...driving towards the toll...
loud exhaust..im sure it had black wheels with silver lip....reg ending ksf or some pish like that...
i was too appauled by the overall ugliness of the ph1 front end to realise and nearly binned the work van in horror... ;)...
www.askmid.com
for checking if cars are insured or not..? does this follow the police database thingmy?
seems pretty spot on as i just insured my car and it has came up as insured...
dont know if this is a repost...
step by step guide..
but interesting to see how easy it is to do yourself....
just like those trainers you used to be able to colour in...
http://forums.evolutionm.net/showthread.php?t=195524
spotter your thing, i was in the tank going round sheddens...
would have flashed but was fighting the thing round the corner..
what where the police and the bus and the car up to down clarkston? and also did u see the crashed lorry up busby bridge..
rctempire...looked about for you...