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  1. Turd Pocket

    Track Tyres in Winter

    I've not got any other experience with a semi slick so I can't really comment much beyond I found them alright? Slightly more grip in the dry, but they don't "go off" like a road tyre. Which, TBF, was exactly what I wanted
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    Track Tyres in Winter

    I do plan on doing a damp (read: not moist moist) day on NS2R's at some point. Apparently some of the Cup series guys use them as wets, the mentalists. Just feels like a great way to almost die but also learn some car control
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    The Smart Home Thread

    I had a feeling this would come up. To be honest, I doubt doubt that. The car example is a perfect one, its amazing hoq quickly they can nick a Range Rover now. That said, ive maintained that if someone wants to get into your house, they will. Lock, CCTV, anything. If someone wants in, they...
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    The Smart Home Thread

    I quite like the idea, if im honest? Im actively looking for a Smart Lock for my front door. Number pad unlock, or with a fob. Sounds ideal to me? No hiding a key, I can set up temporary codes if I want to allow someone access - like my parents when im away so they can feed the cats etc.
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    Karcher hose reel

    Just to stick my oar in here.... It all depends what you want. If you just want water access out in your driveway, as an example, then the hoselock reel that @Cub. linked should work a charm. Ive got one round the side of my house, for the garden that I never water... However, if you want the...
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    Amazon fire TV sticks

    There are a tonne of options, so fear not. But this can also mean it becomes a little overwhelming. Like with most things, go with a service somoene else has as A) they will be able to give you some guarantee of if its good or not. B) They should be able to help you get it set up. I dont...
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    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    My vote is either water spots or, as youve stated, someones spaffed polish over it. Polish comes off the paint easily as the paint is smooth. That black plastic will have a textured finish and so the residue sits in betwen the 'bumps' so to speak. Its harder to remove! 1. Water Spot Remover 2...
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    Motor bike wheel restoration. Water marks…

    aye get tae f**k ya fookin b*****d 😘 Just polish them you more-than-north-nothern-b*****d! Alternatively, you can polish my rim. Good day :LOL:
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    Motor bike wheel restoration. Water marks…

    So, machined 'inserts' aside, id have said the other bits are oxidisation tbh. Still, no mention of what theyre made of Mr @Poopensharten .......... That said, id still be giving them a bit of a rub (oooo errr) with some compound and a mf towel to see if it shifts. My money is on oxidisation...
  10. Turd Pocket

    Andy Forrest's 1000bhp Twin Turbo V8 Westfield.

    its not from 2001, its from 2036. Cars so fast its lost resolution whilst time travelling.
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    Motor bike wheel restoration. Water marks…

    Monsieur Sharten. What be the whu-heels be made of? They look like Ali, at which point id have said its more than likely tarnishing/oxidisation than it is water spots? Have you tried a proper water spot remover?
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    Smart watch views and reviews

    Im on my third (?) smart watch. All Samsung, so I cant comment beyond those unfortunately. The latest one, Smart Watch Ultra (silly name imho) is really quite good though ill admit. The singular biggest issue I find with the watches is battery life and, im glad to say, the new one is pretty...
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    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Strap in...... They'll need polishing. If its gloss black dash trim, I honestly wouldnt bother. Theyre a f**king shitting arsing wanker to remove. I did a full correction on a F Type Jag a while back and they have a gloss black trim section that runs across the back of the roof. I had to...
  14. Turd Pocket

    ❤️ ClioSport Festival 2025 @ Anglesey Circuit ❤️

    "EY LOOK MUM, IM ON THA TELLEH"
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    The Smart Home Thread

    Interested in seeing what others have done. Ive just started getting into this stuff, with a bunch of Hive Bulbs and a Hive Thermostat. So nice not having to get out of bed to turn the lights off :ROFLMAO:
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    Hotmail - Endless Spam?

    Whats weird was I just got endless pictures of @Krarl
  17. Turd Pocket

    Hotmail - Endless Spam?

    Im going with Microsoft filters being dogshit based on every single email being from this account: And, yes, ive blocked it. Multiple times. Fuckwhits.
  18. Turd Pocket

    Hotmail - Endless Spam?

    Well, im glad its not just me. Safety in num.........wait no. Its still f**king annoying :ROFLMAO:
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    Hotmail - Endless Spam?

    Mine used to do a pretty decent job of filtering. It seems to have gotten incredibly drunk and just lets bloody anything through now! Its driving me round the f**king bend. They seem to come through in blocks too. Nothing yesterday, already had close to 10 this morning alone. Same s**t. 'Your...
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    Hotmail - Endless Spam?

    Hi folks, Im hoping theres a reasonable solution to this as im being driven mental! A couple of weeks ago, out of nowhere seemingly, my Hotmail account suddenly became inundated with Spam. Im getting, on average, around 15 emails per day. All of them are utter rubbish - Phishing mostly. Ive...
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    The New Phone Thread

    Not a clue on processors tbh - a quick google suggests they have the Snapdragon, so thats stacks! It seems to do everything I need it to do, without a hitch. I get some odd glitches from time to time, but rarely. The curved screen doesnt bother me all that much, ill admit. I have a relatively...
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    The New Phone Thread

    Still rocking my S23U, still more than happy with it. The new new flagship from Samsung doesnt seem to be able to convince me to upgrade tbh. The only 'benefit', if you can call it that, is further AI integration. Im sure theres some software and hardware changes but AI doesnt convince me to...
  23. Turd Pocket

    The Tripod Appreciation Thread...

    @MarkCup your track day pics always make me chuckle. You look so ridiculously unphased :ROFLMAO:
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    ❤️ ClioSport Festival 2025 @ Anglesey Circuit ❤️

    It'll be you who I use as a sleeping bag. My feet will stick out the end 😘
  25. Turd Pocket

    Assetto Corsa EVO

    For those of you that give it a whirl, please let me know! Im getting a smidge bored of AC. Cant really pinpoint why, but I kind of miss the online element I got from GT Sport. That might be it
  26. Turd Pocket

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Locking eyes out of our respective side windows will forever stay in my mind. Was almost a bit erotic now I think of it........
  27. Turd Pocket

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    So what you're actually saying is that @Filters called you a f**king gimp and swore at you lots? That's his constructive criticism and I'm here for it 🤣
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    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Good thing he wasn't around for when I was whale hunting on tinder ain't that right @dann2707 @leeds2592 👀 "GET THE HARPLOON"
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    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    I was sat on the table across the room (yeah, thanks for the invite.....) and I can confirm you guys are proper acoustic. Then again I had @Cads to my right, touching my leg and getting kinky with his handcuffs and @MarkCup to my left announcing that his 'extra hot phaal', and I quote, 'Wasnt...
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