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  1. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    just did a google and wow, youre right. Its a very very long argument to have haha. Ill just sort it when im back from the trip when I get time :) Cheers
  2. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    On that topic. Folks. How long are we leaving fresh paint before giving it a refining polish and a good coat of wax? 1 Week?
  3. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Havent driven it in a few days either. New rear tyres and no more scuffs. Coated wheels. Gonna feel rapid after driving 'the sofa' (Saab 93) for a few days 🤣
  4. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Not yet. Already had the replacement and ive got till Feb 2022 to return the old one. Amazon returns are mental 🤣. New one came just like the old one as expected. Ill give it a go another time. Gotta put my rear bumper back on tonight. As well as another layer of ceramic topper on all the...
  5. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    still, gotta be better than the 80nm max 'torque wrench' my dad bought for us to use..... Ive done the maths. I fart with more torque than that thing produces.
  6. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    listen lads. just cos ive got a small c**k ryobi impact doesnt mean you need to upset me
  7. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    Ryobi are doing an xmas deal. Buy one of their starte kits over £99 and get a free bare tool with it. RIP my bank...
  8. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Didnt realise you had EZ brushes @Hxrry ! Id have bought them from you instead. Whoops!
  9. Turd Pocket

    MOT Fail - Brake pedal anti-slip provision missing

    Sounds like the tester was having a bad day! Ive had some ridiculous MOT advisories but this one is a new one to me 🤣
  10. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Cheers lads. I've already logged a return with Amazon (they were cheapest). I'll give it some warm water and see if it returns to shape 🤟
  11. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Anyone else experienced this? Cause for complaints or am I being a damp flannel? Suppose it's only being used for arches but still....
  12. Turd Pocket

    BMW M2 - questions!

    @Touring_Rob just catching up with this thread. M2's get me harder than solving a rubix cube with no arms. BUT. You 100% made the right call there. As someone has said before, BMW repairs can add up ridiculously quickly. On my mere 140, I have a split headlight lense. No idea how but the crack...
  13. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Got the BM going in for some paint next week. Rear bumper. Gonna shove it on the lift to make life easier. Was going to give the wheels another coat of ceramic. Currently got Gtechniq C4 (Same as C5 Wheel Armour) but its failing somewhat now. Shove another layer of C4 on, use up the huge bottle...
  14. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    Think the halfords stuff is hard to beat simply because of how easy it is to have it replaced. Properly abuse the s**t out of mine and they're yet to break but even the woman in halfords said just throw it back at them if it breaks and they just go get another one. Mental really but that's their...
  15. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    tbf, he is the Poo'Thologist of CS. Expert on poop. A poop'spert if you will.
  16. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    dont like Canals. Does the sea work?
  17. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    Wanna slide into my DM's ;)
  18. Turd Pocket

    BMW M4: Issues/ must have spec?

    Dont forget the Warning Triangle! Must have option IMO
  19. Turd Pocket

    BMW M4: Issues/ must have spec?

    Ah, fair enough. Worth a shot. Sir Dave to the rescue then 😉
  20. Turd Pocket

    BMW M4: Issues/ must have spec?

    I think vin decoder works too. Used that when I was buying my 140 😉
  21. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Ordered 3. Cheers
  22. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Random one but how TF do you guys pour out the thick shampoo like 1900:1. Cant dose properly as its in a 5L jug and not sure how else to get it out.....? @imprezaworks HELP
  23. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    I love that this thing has a Jesus Handle for the serious ugga duggas it can shoot
  24. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Not used that one specifically but Ive used plenty of other 'wash n wax' style products. Quite handy in winter as it means limited time outside. Suds are always poor as I think the protection hampers any real suds. Protection doesnt last that long usually but not a major problem as its topped...
  25. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Oooft. Love blasting moss out of windows. So satisfying. Takes an eternity though.
  26. Turd Pocket

    The new tool thread

    f**k, I need one of those lights 🤣
  27. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Used it. Not too shabby. Liked how it was more Gel than liquid so it clung quite well
  28. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Me waiting for CarChem's Black Friday stuff.....
  29. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    when I read this I literally thought you had just started undoing random car wheels Surprise when they drive off and end up with a Reliant Robin...
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