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  1. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    the colour on that M4 dayummmmmm
  2. Turd Pocket

    M140 Thread

    nahh, they arent that bad. Theyre not Honda Jazz bad, but theyre no clio in terms of feel. Its a weird one to try and explain but I think @jenic sums it up quite well by saying youve just gotta trust it....that, however, does take some time 🤣 Dont let the steering or suspension negatives let...
  3. Turd Pocket

    M140 Thread

    Funny you mention this. Can't decide whether or not to go for m4 lower control arms to give me some more feeling / turn in up front or to go for suspension mods. Think insurance will prefer the prior though - Ageas are nazis :(
  4. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Youve put mine to shame there mate. Top work!
  5. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Just think of all the detailing stuff I could buy with that money each month......
  6. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    I've been to their house. It will be filthy in a week 🤣
  7. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    They tried to give me £200 but I refused. I said I'd be happy with £100 as they're friends but they forced 160 in my hands and ran off
  8. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    I survived! Thank god the dog was black but poor old Henry was pretty pissed by the end of all the hoovering. Just worked out it was a 9 hours hard graft. Didn't try the G&T tip but I'll remember that for next time. Customer was over the moon. Told me I had removed 90% of the dog smell and...
  9. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    What's the science behind that? I always thought rubber washing up gloves was good. Never heard that one, I'll report back tomorrow 🤣
  10. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    That was my kind of ballpark. It's a b*****d of a job I won't lie 🤣
  11. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    So what would you guys charge for this audi. They're friends of friends so I'll do them a deal. Full wheel and arch clean. Full exterior clean. Spray on wax (polar seal type) Interior full hoover, probably a wet vac, all internal wipedown with apc, dog hairs galore, all glass done inside and...
  12. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    I dont like the person that designed these wheels.....
  13. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Ive got some valetpro odour eater for the smell. Dogs been exclusively in the boot/rear seats folded down so its a concentrated area. Ill blast it tonight, instructions say leave it to dry and see how bad it is tomorrow. Wet vac to the rescue if not. Is it weird im actually excited to get...
  14. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Honestly, I havent a clue. All they keep telling me is 'its really fast' 🤣 Im actually still at work, and will be till 5. Head torch and light stands required. Think ill give it a heavy dose of foam, get the brushes out, get the wheels done and call it a night. Up early tomorrow, finish...
  15. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Got a big one booked in later today. Friend of a friend. Audi E-Tron 55 Quattro thingy bobby. Yay. 4 degree weather and wind that will rip skin off
  16. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    awesome, that was pretty much the thing id read although trying to translate all the american 'fairy liquid' type stuff was getting interesting. Some people even suggest to boil them?? How long do you soak them for?
  17. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    ive found a thread on how to revive my old towels. ill give that a shot. if it doesnt work and they are truly shagged then ill hit you up @Hxrry ;) Hows BF been for you? I imagine busy
  18. Turd Pocket

    Bargain 335i e93 only £21k

    @Poo’thologist 🤣 🤣
  19. Turd Pocket

    Bargain 335i e93 only £21k

    This has got to be a joke surely. The description isnt even legible. Id give him 20k just for the fake bonet vents, no doubt fam.
  20. Turd Pocket

    Looking for misfire diagnosis guide

    SO, I had this problem with my clio a few years back. Im going off memory so bare with me here: As said above, its going to be one of the following: Compression, Spark Plugs, Coil Pack, HT Leads or Injectors. Injectors - You need to test the resistance across them. Multimeter time! Youtube is...
  21. Turd Pocket

    Power Tool Perverts

    Yeah, the flex stuff is ok. Its no Ryobi though..... @Poo’thologist ;) 😘
  22. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    All my drying towels are fucked. Any decent ones on BF deals to be had guys?
  23. Turd Pocket

    M140 Thread

    I'm on the hunt for a b12 kit actually. A friend of mine is changing his b12s for something lower in the new year and I'll have them off him. My only worry is harshness on the road as mine is 80% of them time just bumbling around town
  24. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    PA stuff makes the car look so sexy though :cry:
  25. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    was properly pissed too because that Master Sealant is mega expensive for how much you get Ah well. s**t happens 🤣
  26. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    should hope not considering its price tag :cry: Videos show it has really good chemical resistance against alkaline chemicals. Seen the youtube boys test it with good results. Honestly, I have no idea conclusively why it got fucked soo hard in the ass by AF but it did :( never had it do such...
  27. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    yeah, absolutely mate. It should be. Let me explain - I applied 2 coats of Master Sealant. Incredible stuff. My favourite LSP ever to apply and looks etc. I topped it with Rapidwaxx, again gorgeous. I did a trip to scotland, 1500 miles or so over the course of a week. Came back, usual BH AF in...
  28. Turd Pocket

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    most people probably dont realise it even happens tbh. Foam on, rinse off and go in with a shampoo. all dandy. but I got well put off BH since it absolute took a turd on my nice Polish Angel LSP in a single sitting. Took a gamble and Ultra Mousse didnt do it o_O
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