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  1. J

    Chris Harris on...

    Another photographer?
  2. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    YES! Thank f**k I'm not the only one :o
  3. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    To be honest, Chip makes a fair point about detailing and forums, Kev. You'd agree with that (perfect example is some companies repackaging products but with better marketing). In my experience as well (hi), for example I've bought a 007p from Forge because tehinternetz said to, whilst getting...
  4. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Honest to God, it is the most difficult thing to resist. We were at the Foodies festival a few weekends ago, got chatting to one of the exhibitors (Cheshire Cheese Company). Turned out the lad was from Macc near my grandmother so had a good old chat and before I realised it, I'd bought six (to...
  5. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Finally this thread got funny! I've PM'd you anyway, but honestly? Because if so, utterly superb. I'd love to do something similar.
  6. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    s**t just got fat.
  7. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Haha, Chip, congrats. You made me chuckle at the cheese comment! Excellent - I feel we are debating buddies again!
  8. J

    Wax safe pre-wash

    What are you using currently through the lance, Ant? Kev, coming your way.
  9. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Damn right. Taste of London festival, win (yes Chip, I have VIP entry as daddy knows Michel Roux Jnr).
  10. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    And again? In fact that's twice you've talked about knowing people from all walks of life in the last, oh, 15 mins... Should I be pulling at this thread, or will it unwind a series of quite sad posts?
  11. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    I'm clearly going to get in trouble for this, but has anyone else noticed this is the way Chips posts/arguments start?
  12. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Finally, someone gets me! Can you go clean my car now? One is tired.
  13. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Lol. I actually missed the thread. I just saw it had been locked and Chip had posted (many many many many many time) - a relatively common occurence it would seem...!
  14. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Much like your inability to see when people are bored of your apparent know-it-all posting on a forum? Are Joe Public that bothered about certain ways of mapping cars and how much experience you have in this area (let's not forget chemistry, physics, car selling/buying, cheese, fermentation...)...
  15. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Yet more confusion. And I think on your part. That was a point, not a question about how much you know me? Not that that stopped the jibes about the area I grew up in, of course...!
  16. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Oh dear oh dear. Perhaps a return to "fat versus smoking" threads, Chipmeister.
  17. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Copy, save, post another time.
  18. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Ah OK. Now I get the point. How the hell does it take so long to post that? Your debating skills, sir, need work (you arguing f**kwit x) ;)
  19. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Before I get more confused about what you're actually arguing; Jo public has a nice Audi. He goes to the Polish car wash who marr his paint and it looks s**t after 6 months. He has the money to get it corrected and you agree he would see a difference. So if he had washed it properly in the...
  20. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    It is relevant. It's a reply to your post about time, money and doing it themselves... And of course it does. I spend £££ on detailing products and a decent enough car because I can. Someone who has a lesser bank balance wouldn't spend £££ on Unicorn spunk (to quote Roy).
  21. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    So hang on (yes, I'm going back on my post above and posting again). Your above post is agreeing that if a Joe Public had his car detailed (not £20 washed as above, properly detailed) they'd see the difference? So would you not think they would ask how to keep the car looking like that, to which...
  22. J

    Wax safe pre-wash

    Moi?
  23. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Ah the rich boy comment has come out! Excellent - that means I need post no more as it automatically voids every single one of your posts. Congratulations on your jealousy-through-presumption failings.
  24. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    My neighbours are Joe and Jo Average. They have more money than most of Cheshire put together. But after correcting a few of their cars, he now goes out and washes it himself to keep it in that condition. Even the cake faced receptionist at the Aston dealership I pitched for business at 17...
  25. J

    Wax safe pre-wash

    See, this is the reason I'm asking. I don't have the necessary space or hardware to do this. So for me, it's a case of detail and protect it will every 6 months, then use a decent pre wash to soak the grime and take it to the local jet wash.
  26. J

    Wax safe pre-wash

    So. Lots of discussion about this stage recently because of ASDAs price drop on a relatively unknown product; Rapid Dirt Shifter from CarPlan/Demon Shine. Much like AF's Citrus Power, this is an LSP safe pre wash spray that breaks down grime. The question is, with ASDA able to sell this...
  27. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    I have no idea why you (Chip) think the above photos put any weight to your argument. Heavily edited and the first one shows very dirty wheels?
  28. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    I give up.
  29. J

    Iimpressed by local valeter/detailer

    Oh and lol at you using protected when discussing detail as term - I see what you did there ;)
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