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  1. JP83

    Why are Renault bolts made of cheese?

    I see your Toyota, and raise you Vauxhall
  2. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    @Gus and crew camp, and I would usually use the back of the S-Max when I'm there. I think Gus counts as Southern as he's from Oxford, but he's also Swedish so technically the most Northern out of everyone on here?
  3. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    It was actually getting back from @RyG 's wedding reception to the news that one of my colleagues (an equally big guy who is about 10 years older than me) was in hospital after a massive stroke. I changed my eating habits that next day and started walking the next weekend. I did find a...
  4. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    Hit up my Instagram, fam. @Yorkshire Pudding "Ladies, JP can hammer you thin" etc, etc.
  5. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    In that case, maybe a shrine in your boot? Just a printed picture of me, next to the mallet. Maybe some rose petals, etc.
  6. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    Haha!!! Unfortunately not mate, I'm off on holiday on Friday. It can now be the CSF mallet. Pass it around with glee, and remember me...
  7. JP83

    Wriggly Monkey Bicester Heritage & F1

    Great seeing @MrBlonde and @Alistair14 today, along with George and his missus. As previously said, never been there before but it's a great spot! We happened to be there with an Americana meet, so lots of yank tanks to check out. A few photos here: https://photos.app.goo.gl/5F84dNn6U4WNV9c67
  8. JP83

    Wriggly Monkey Bicester Heritage & F1

    No, didn't even know the place existed!
  9. JP83

    Wriggly Monkey Bicester Heritage & F1

    What time are we allowed in @MrBlonde ?
  10. JP83

    Wriggly Monkey Brewery Meet

    Also, this is technically South Central, being in Oxfordshire. @Cub.
  11. JP83

    Wriggly Monkey Brewery Meet

    I'm down for it @MrBlonde (as @Tim. has invited me :ROFLMAO: )
  12. JP83

    Wriggly Monkey Brewery Meet

    Try having an S-Max...
  13. JP83

    Absolutely gash looking yellow Merc with Unitech plate

    On the Warwick road at the roadworks traffic lights. I was lycra clad.
  14. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    Can't work that weekend if you've already booked CSF
  15. JP83

    CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!

    Wounded - I won't make this year's CSF. 😭
  16. JP83

    Absolutely gash looking yellow Merc with Unitech plate

    Hey @Bubbles 😘
  17. JP83

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    Can't be moaning about the wife every other post, if you don't have a family to begin with.
  18. JP83

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    That's the worst thing - I'm single and have never had a family! :ROFLMAO:
  19. JP83

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    I have an S-max....
  20. JP83

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    I've not had a clio for a few years now. Half the forum don't have a clio. :ROFLMAO:
  21. JP83

    1988 Tungsten Grey R21 Turbo

    They just look so cool
  22. JP83

    I’m back!

    Is @StrawberryEggs a relation of @Mashed up Egg in a cup ?
  23. JP83

    De ice windscreen

    Park in a garage
  24. JP83

    The Cars Spotted Appreciation Thread

    They all look like absolute s**t boxes.... I love it!!
  25. JP83

    ClioSport Festival 2022

    For the sake of his 9-head I hope it's not too sunny for him.
  26. JP83

    Pictures of a JPC3 - X REAR cage.

    My cages are for keeping hookers in
  27. JP83

    Power Tool Perverts

    Is that some @Cookie 's gold there?
  28. JP83

    Sky Glass

    I think you can buy the "TV" outright as well? At least the news article I saw also showed their overall price? https://news.sky.com/story/sky-glass-new-4k-ultrahd-smart-tv-set-to-replace-satellite-dishes-and-boxes-12427480
  29. JP83

    Sky Glass

    In one of your weird pubs?
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