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    What’s your all time 5 best hot hatches

    5 gt turbo ren 19 16v clio willy astra gte 16v (digital dash gave me a semi lob-on when i was a nipper) alfa 33 cloverleaf (also gave me a semi iob-on looked like a 5 door ferrari but all have probaly rusted away to dust by now)
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    oh dear, oh dear cont......

    Following my recent post in regards to http://www.sorted-orions.co.ukwww.sorted-orions.co.uk the boys from sorted orions have challenged cliosport to a virtual "cyber rumble" (no weapons) outside the yates website (http://www.yatesonthe.netwww.yatesonthe.net). Are there any big lads out there...
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    hey new member

    Yo mucho respecto dude, I love scotland the people, scenery, foul weather, crap football and irn bru, Pukka!
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    Stay or Go

    Looks good, so does the rockery.
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    Oh dear, oh dear

    Your Honour, I rest my case.
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    The bug’s are back!!!

    Tell me about it! What a nightmare to out of my clown suit, even at 50 degrees.
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    that tyre foam stuff

    WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN EATING THEN! NURSE!!!!!!!!
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    Air bag warning light

    I had the same problem, i thinks its because drove off before all the warning lights went off. I was in a hurry because CSA and Inland Revenue were after me, dealer will probably fix under warranty though.
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    FAO members

    You probably sent your money to the wrong people Scott, In future can All members send any subs direct to me ( cash only ) or with credit cards to http://www.buymybeer-imnotanalcoholic-honest.comwww.buymybeer-imnotanalcoholic-honest.com
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    new arrival

    Cheers Viv.
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    new arrival

    Where did you get the side repeaters from, how do you fit them?
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    Oh dear, oh dear

    I took a look at http://www.sorted-orions.co.ukwww.sorted-orions.co.uk as suggested by another member of this esteemed forum and have come to the conclusion its true that "you cant polish a turd". Good evening.
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    The bug’s are back!!!

    Takes off dog dirt and horse manure as well...!
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    that tyre foam stuff

    Is it the same stuff i get covered in every summer at ibiza nightclubs?LARGE!
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    Yummy!

    Nazi staff cars, dont touch em.
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    The bug’s are back!!!

    I took loads of the upper layer off my previous clio using a pressure washer. I thought it was a dead bug but it was a tiny stone chip, i dont know if the car had dodgy paint work, but it left a big spot on the nose of my car so i no longer trust those pressure washers.
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    What was your first car

    A k reg citroen ax 1.0 in a manky kind of marroon/aubergine colour. Had reasonable ice system but it was broken into 3 times in year and everything ripped out the first time, second time the b******s must have thought i replaced it all and the third time they must have done it for a laugh.
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    Pics of my colour coded car

    I know some blokes who will sort him/her out for £50. How much damage dude? your Car was looking pukka, so many people over do it when it comes to body mods and it can end looking like a turd with plastic bolted on all over it. Keep it clean and simple,Nice one.
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    which car

    But its the ultimate fanny magnet and goes like a rocket.
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    which car

    ITS THE TVR MAN OBVIOUSLY, ITS A NO BRAINER.
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    I’m totally pissed off.......

    I know some guys that will put him in hospital for £50?
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    21 Today!

    Hap Birt mate , free bus pass soon eh, one year closer to death hip hip F***ing hooray, im 26 soon some of my colleagues at work are a decade younger than me they call me grandad. Im think im going through the menopause, Cheers.
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    My rear end is unpredictable!

    I also have an unpredictable rear end , try immodium, nice one.
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    A Renault Clio killed my Lovelife!

    My Girlfriend has dumped me, She says i love my car more than her and put forward the following points as to why im such a crap boyfriend.... *Im a sadcase for joining an owners club *I always kiss my car goodnight but not always her *I now only buy clothes that complement the cyclone blue...
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    CRASH

    I love the hatchback/pick-up truck body conversion, its a winner and practical too! Your a lucky b*****d.
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    ClioSport

    TITTIES! I love this club but if theres one thing theres not enough of its gratuitous pictures of bare breasted women. God save the Queen , Kum by ah me lordy! Tim.
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    A Renault Clio killed my Lovelife!

    My Girlfriend has dumped me, She says i love my car more than her and put forward the following points as to why im such a crap boyfriend.... *Im a sadcase for joining an owners club *I always kiss my car goodnight but not always her *I now only buy clothes that complement the cyclone blue...
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    CRASH

    I love the hatchback/pick-up truck body conversion, its a winner and practical too! Your a lucky b*****d.
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    ClioSport

    TITTIES! I love this club but if theres one thing theres not enough of its gratuitous pictures of bare breasted women. God save the Queen , Kum by ah me lordy! Tim.
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    gearbox or bearings

    Deffo the bearings i had exactly the same thing on my old mk1 clio, get it sorted before hub gets buggered as well or its gonna cost an arm and a leg unfortunately its a regular problem with mk1 clios, i had to have new bearings on both front wheels before the car had even done 55k.
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