My Girlfriend has dumped me, She says i love my car more than her and put forward the following points as to why im such a crap boyfriend....
*Im a sadcase for joining an owners club
*I always kiss my car goodnight but not always her
*I now only buy clothes that complement the cyclone blue upholstery and never wear anything that clashes.
*I called her a b**ch when i kerbed an alloy
*I am getting fat because i refuse to walk anywhere when i can drive my beautiful car
*I refuse to let her/anyone else drive it
*Whenever i see another Clio i cant help but inform her on which standard equipment it has/doesnt have in comparison to my car
Any advice on how i can win back my lady without neglecting my car would be greatly appreciated.