advice

[adam1942]

folks any advice would be good here

everytime i park outside my girlfriends house (not in the drive if her family are parked in there etc) the little fu&kers throw crap over my car and half eaten food, fizzy drink etc (when i say little fu&kers i mean these people are in their late teens early 20s). I've not spoken to them before ive just seen them hanging around the estate - anyone any idea what I can do here?

 

[Revels]

Make a big deal out of it and they'll do it more.

Get a gun or a massive group of mates, wrap them in tape and throw them in stinging nettles would be a start.

 

[adam1942]

exactly hence not being able to do anything.. re the gun I wish maybe I could raise the money for a hit man?

 

[Glos182]

Just a thought......

setup your mobile phone recording from inside the house so you can view them doing it? (if u got enough phone memory) Go show them the vid after (if successful), and maybe say "guess who im gonna show this vid to now!!" If they late teen's / 20's, they could get a record or maybe they don't want any hassle of the cops so might leave your car alone?

Either that or they are jealous!

 

[theduck]

Very simple solution and can be achieved in 3 easy steps:

1) Make life size model of your car and park outside GFs house
2) Strap massive amounts of explosives inside and under the model
3) When scrotes go near car, remote detonate explosives

If you like, you could record this, upload it to youtube and become an internet sensation.

 

[Paul.]

go out n kick their c***s in

 

[shadowsun]

Most of the suggestions above will just make it worse. Why not just go out there and ask them why they're doing it? Try befriend them - then they may not do I again. If not, report them to the police - even better if you can video them doing it.

 

[Inferno]

Buy a car cover.

 

[Phill90]

throw a full can of coke or sumin at there heads, they wont come back, and if they do, Nunchucks or a samari sword will sort that one

 

[Beef-Mc]

Tell your mrs to put her car out on the road instead.

 

[JCC]

Grab one of them on his own, hold him down and repeatedly teabag him whilst filming it.

 

[Glos182]

HAHAHAHA JCC priceless!