My mate has just been on the phone to Vodafone after his phone number has been sending out silly amounts of filth to everyone. All Vodafone could say is wow and are sending him out a new handset. LOL
From my mates number I just text his Dad. ''when i'm in the bath I think of you, is that wierd?''
Anthony, send one like "I'm in the bath with my thumb up my ass, dick in my hand, thinking of you" from one friend to another then after it send "sorry mate, that was meant for *insert gf's name*."
He'll never stop getting ripped for thumbing himself in the ring piece.
so say I send a text to a mate of mine and put in the number 07812345678 and they have that number saved in their phonebook under say the name john, will it come up as a text from john or a text from the number?
just txt my mum from my stepdad saying "i can't hide my feelings any more, i think I'm gay, i keep looking at prowsey (his best mate he works with) in a strange way, i can't hide my feelings anymore! I'm sorry!
gonna txt my niece from my sister telling her she is adopted
Off to Milton Keynes with a few lads, one was complaining about the fact we didn't book breakfast when we booked the room. He now has a complimentary breakfast text from Premier Inn. Looking forward to seeing him use it later.
Best one I think I've sent was to a vicar (mate's dad) from God simply saying 'build me an ark'.