Decided to commit suicide on saturday afternoon and used my car as the suicide weapon
luckily i was only doing about 60mph or so at the time.....
smash......... sh*t............
girlfriend goes "oh poor pheasant" i go "poor car" and pulled over...
(yes.. the pheasant was dead)
i had visions of smashed radiator and or body damage however i got away with (on initial inspection anyway);
a lot of feathers inbedded in one of the upright thin plastic struts that joins front splitter to bumper above
two broken (i.e still there but not attached at the bottom) struts further along.... everything else seems ok... i will have a proper look at the weekend....
lucky i wasnt going faster / it was a more solid object i hit......like an ostrich or something