Chav comments on your clio

[Gandi69]

Had some little scrote outside the shops comment on the car

Scrote:"Ow much dat cost you mate, itz sick!"
Me: "Cheers..."
Scrote:"Bet its fast you should rag it"
Me: "Pardon?"
Scrote:"Rag it mate, rag it"

At this point I decided I'd have of pond life and left

 

[Aluco]

I blank them lol. Sometimes they get offended.

 

[one in a million]

lol, i had a 1.2l corsa with his mates in the car sitting infront of me flashing his hazzards wanting a race. I dont think he realises what clios are lol

 

[panda15]

I had one start on me today proper case of road rage he was driving a suped up ford puma and was right up my ass so i slowed down hoping he would over take me as im in a 1.2 and dont race he then proceeds to over take me slam on his breaks get out of the car and shout that he has a kid in the back of the car i simply replied all i did was break and then he got back in his car and drove off. I was so shocked i didnt know whether to get out of the car and confront him or not only got the first letters of his number plate s990 something...think he clocked my reg though....outsmarted by a skinny chav (seen more meat in a cheese sandwich) i am feeling the shame

 

[Rob]

How random, I had a polish guy on friday hang out his window in traffic and shout "Why's your steering wheel so small? Cheaper than full size?"

When I asked wtf he was talking about, he just said "I was joking, I love it"

Weird git.

 

[one in a million]

How random, I had a polish guy on friday hang out his window in traffic and shout "Why's your steering wheel so small? Cheaper than full size?"

When I asked wtf he was talking about, he just said "I was joking, I love it"

Weird git.

you do attract some weird people dont cha? you even have police randomly following you, as well as other people following you home, hahah perhaps you look shifty

 

[Knuckles]

I had some 8 year old chav kid with a fag asking me to 'spin it' and I was tinkering the other day when I was kindly informed by a passing chav that 'my Mates Clio is better; it's got tints and mint alloys'. >.< stupid mouth breathers

 

[panda15]

How random, I had a polish guy on friday hang out his window in traffic and shout "Why's your steering wheel so small? Cheaper than full size?"

When I asked wtf he was talking about, he just said "I was joking, I love it"

Weird git.

Haha that is random wonder if he was smoking something....seriously of all the things to look at on a car he chose a steering wheel lol

 

[mr.pink87]

I had one start on me today proper case of road rage he was driving a suped up ford puma and was right up my ass so i slowed down hoping he would over take me as im in a 1.2 and dont race he then proceeds to over take me slam on his breaks get out of the car and shout that he has a kid in the back of the car i simply replied all i did was break and then he got back in his car and drove off. I was so shocked i didnt know whether to get out of the car and confront him or not only got the first letters of his number plate s990 something...think he clocked my reg though....outsmarted by a skinny chav (seen more meat in a cheese sandwich) i am feeling the shame

gally?

 

[panda15]

gally?

What do ya mean by gally?

 

[Aluco]

gally?

Beat me to it lol,

Panda, Gally is a scottish Chav on this forum who's pissed on Buckfast 98% of the time and drives a Chavved up Puma which is better than every other car ever.

 

[Jekyll]

was in london last week with a friend and pulled at a kerb and this plonker in a corsa (coulnt have been more than 19yr old) said to my friend "what power is that mate" the reply was "about 180" (clio 182) only for the knob to say back "hmm, i would race ya but i dont want to lose my licence!" and with that he sped off. strange.

rob, your story made me lol.

 

[panda15]

Oh i see haha this bloke didnt sound scottish

 

[Rob]

you do attract some weird people dont cha? you even have police randomly following you, as well as other people following you home, hahah perhaps you look shifty

I seem to be a magnet for the weird.

I recently found out who te boy was that followed me in the Lupo. He lives very local and hangs out with what can only be described as a "moped gang"..

They think they're amazing, and seem to want me to be their leader... LOL

As for this dude I was about to go into the blackwall tunnel, most random timing for it ever.

 

[kibbs]

Not had the Clio long enough yet to attract the local chav populations attention.
It will happen though.
When I used to have a MR2 Turbo the chavs came out of the woodwork to race me.
I seriously couldn't go anywhere without someone trying it on... Hope it's going to be different with the Clio, but I doubt it

 

[jack_kemp]

lol, i had a 1.2l corsa with his mates in the car sitting infront of me flashing his hazzards wanting a race. I dont think he realises what clios are lol

If it was around Crawley area mate, it may be the same little dick that did this to me. I didn't bite, but it was quick and turbo, c20 let conversion maybe, but still looks like a standard 1.2, proper sleeper.

 

[Alastair.]

theres a proper c**t down my way, sits on peoples asses all the time, he did it to me about a year ago, i got so wound up i stopped in the middle of the road and got out, he reversed off stupidly quick mounted the pavement, did a big old wheel spin and fooked off lol. (only got out because i knew he was half the size of me lol)

 

[R56_Ollie]

Bleurgh, nothing makes you feel more low then being complemented by a chav. Just ignore them and hope they f**k off and discover birth control.

 

[Gt rob]

i was driving down a road the other day, when out of nowhere a red clio 1*2 was behind me, i gave him a flash of hazards (thought he might have been a cs member). he followed me for a little bit then when the road split in two at some traffic lights he pulled up next to me, he shouted across to me "is that a 182?" i said yes he then said " this is a 172, and its on coilovers! want a race" my answer to that was "mines on coilies too, and youc beat me mate" at this point the lights went green and he sped off like a lunatic.

 

[J.B.]

I just get people calling my car chavvy. They think it's a modified 1.4 or something and don't realise what it is at all.

 

[benkay]

The amount of times I've been asked "who makes that bodykit mate?" or received shouts of "that's a rep".......... seriously?

 

[Scott™]

Haha I had some thing simular to this.

I was driving out of a car show when 3 lads were walking along side and looking at the car. They told me to put the window down...

Lad 1: Nice car..
Me: Thank you
Lad 1: Is that a 172 cup? (even though it says cup on the door pillar)
Me: Errr yes thanks....
Lad 1: I bet thats well rapid...
Me: Sigh
Lad 2: Yea it is rapid coz I've got a 172 cup as well. In red.
Me: FFS. (Window goes up and off I drive)

 

[jamie.91]

Chavs aren't always the most annoying, my 172 is completely standard to look At but is a little bit loud, so I get called a chav or boy racer by everyone who doesn't understand what it is

 

[Dan]

I live in the middle go nowhere but there's a place called Whitchurch about 6/7 miles away that is chaver central, there's a 1.4 corsa sport and a saxo VTR they seem to king chavers round there :S

Comments of "spin it" and "boot it" are shouted everytime I pass through by these scrotes :S

There aim next is to get a 172 after there Disco lighted washing machines :S

Don't worry I told them the corsa 1.8 SRI is much faster

 

[DanielJames]

My boss etc at work always say I have chav cars... lol

 

[Martin_172]

i get attention in the 172 because it is chav. lowered with a big exhaust! dont let you kid yourself on otherwise! these are chav cars now that they are old!!

 

[turbo tom]

these are chav cars now that they are old!!

i have read this comment on every car forum i have been on lol, any car over 3 years of age is old imo

 

[Gouldy]

Unfortunately as soon as a cars value drops drops to around £2000 to £3000 (nyou can get alot of 172s for around this price now) the scaly wags can afford them. There are alot of Chaved up 172's driving round near me now. With universal back boxes and silly lights.

 

[DaveDreads]

I don't understand how these teenage oxygen theives afford the insurance on a 1*2,
the dole doesn't pay enough to afford 3K a year.

I'm quite lucky in Coventry, if your car's not got a fast and furious body kit on it, it gets ignored,
although they do look round when I drive past as the exhaust is a bit loud.

 

[Martin_172]

if you give up everything else in life apart from cars you can afford one lol i had my first at 17!! (i didnt eat much!)

 

[Bux]

I've had a couple idiots in a Peugeot 205 that's been abused shout to me that my car was s**t, at least I think that's what they were shouting whilst they gave me dodgy looks haha. I'm guessing it's just jealousy :rasp:

 

[Gouldy]

I had a silly comment from my father in law the other day (he also has a 182).

He asked me why don't I buy one of those k and n 57i kits for my 182, they make a massive difference.

I just face palmed and walked off.

 

[sladen1720]

Best this one. I have a replica that is currently being finished off. I have my 172 front bumper but haven't got round to fitting washer jets or blanks. I pulled up at soar to get a few things late at night. As I came back out I came to my car to find a few chavy lads squating down near my front end. They asked are those holes feeding cold air up to your air filter mate and what make filter I have! Embarrassing as it is having two holes in your front bumper is bad. But asking if they are linked to a filter is even worse!

 

[hilldawg172]

Chav: That a 172 sport lad?
Me: yeah
Chav: my mate has a 182 its remapped and does 140 in 4th
Me: sounds fast that mate

Couldn't even be arsed to tell him i knew he was talking s**t lol. Quite amusing though.

 

[Martin_172]

me and aldo from here were chatting to a guy when i had my ph2 172, he drove and old astra gsi and told me i should get a miltek exhaust as his mate has one on his 182 and it does 170mph!! we just went along with it! lol

 

[-Tommy.]

in my old mk1 1.2, which looks nothing like a valver or williams .."nice williams mate, it fast?" and "didnt know they did green williams' " ..sigh. Havent had the delight of chav interest in the williams i own now yet though.

 

[1.416v]

Every morning at the bus stop, I'm passed by a somewhat degrading 182, with the cheese grater grill, lex-arse lights, and I think it's wolfrace alloys, OH and he's stuck some V6 vents behind the back window... FAIL! I'll try and snap a photo next time I see it!

 

[Rich_172]

Was coming back from work the other day. Bit of a country road and a yellow mg zr (1.4 I think) come flying up behind me and started flashing his lights so I carried on driving normal. Came to some lights about half mile later im turning left he comes alongside me to turn right. "Thats s**t for a 172 bruv, I could have had you plenty of times". I just replied "I better get a 1.4 zr with x power stickers on it, then I might be able to keep up with you". Lights changed he ragged it off and I just laughed for the rest of the journey home.

 

[Gorms]

I went into tesco a couple of weeks ago and as I came out there was a 306 with neons yes neons parked next it, 2 Chaved up Clios and two Saxos and they said nothing to me. Didn't even look at my car.

Think I need a cup spoiler clearly not chavie enough!

 

[z8jay]

Pikeys pulled up next to me at some traffic lights in their transit van and told me to "do a wheelspin" in their best snatch pikey accents