Paul Daniels: And now for my next trick I need a member of the audience to come on stage and show me a trick....
guy in audience puts his hand up instantly
Paul Daniels Anyone got any tricks?
Guy in audience: me me me
So Paul Daniels invites this eager member of the audience on the stage.
Paul Daniels: Now what will you need for your trick?
Audience member: Just your lovely assistant Miss Debbie McGee
Paul Daniels: OK
so the audience member bends debbie mcgee over and starts going at her from behind...
Paul Daniels: WHat are you doing, thats not a trick?!
Audience member: NO, but it's *MAGIC*........
*denotes a Paul Daniels impersonation... lol*
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