why dont you tell them about the vaniloramma air freshner while your at it?
pmsl, id love to hear what they would say if you rang up to add you magic tree mod! lol
A bit like this:
"Hello Angelamangla speaking how may i help you?"
"Hello my policy number is 12345 and i am wanting to declare some changes to my Renault Clio 2001 1.2l."
"Yes Mr Blahblah. I have to confirm your details, so can i have your super secret password?".
"Emm. The password should be 'Renaults0wnnz'."
"Thank you sir, now how can i help you today Mr Blahblah?"
"I would like to declare the modifications to my car."
"Ok sir, that will be no problem. Can i take a list on what you have modified?"
"Yes, i have introduced my car to the Magic Tree
New Car Scent Part No. MT10189."
"Oh thank you sir, just to let you know, this will add extra cost onto your policy. Due to the car not being as factory standard."
"Really, are you serious?"
"Yes sir, very serious! If you hadnt of told us of this modification we would have null and voided your insurance!"
"Ohh right, how much extra will it be?"
"Approximately around an extra £15 per month, excluding VAT"
"Thank you i will be accepting this charge as its really good value for money"
"Thank you, i have updated your policy as discussed, but are there any other modifications that you would like to declare?"
"Not that i know of, unless you count the pink furry dice on my grab handles too?"
"Thank you this also needs to be declared due to the policy being further invalid due to the modifications. The computer is reporting that because you are a valuable customer that we can offer the cover for an extra £2.56, excluding VAT. Are you willing to go ahead?"
"Yes please, my car is 100% legal and especially since im a valuable customer i will be paying the extra to be totally road legal."
"Thank you sir, is there anything else i can help you with?"
"No thank you. Have a nice day"
Behind the scenes, Angelamangela is now celebrating her increase in pay due to commission.