Sorry, my comment "oh here we go" was aimed at the 2nd post, and I ment it light heartedly.
Im not sure that was the exact comment I made, im sure it was something along the lines of having a smaller, newer engined car than a f**king bag of spanner 13 year old M3. Which is true, I would. I would never buy a f**king shithole car like that. Its not as though they even look nice, the e46 I can forgive because I suppose they still look OK, even the lesser models I can forgive as they are still worth having as a workhorse, the E30 has itself a place in history etc. But that f**king bag of w**k deserves to go in the scrap heap.
My facebook comment was there to let you know they keep everyone updated, just in case you wanted to go look.
http://www.facebook.com/detailingworld
Heres Facebook latest update.
Been told the drives have been imaging overnight and we should get an update around 1030am
As for your origional question, how about something like Waxoyl ?