It's typical of this guy's programmes really, i once had a sick week from work and he had some daytime t.v crap about telling people how to make their houses safe from burglars, with such useful information like closing your windows when you're not in, not letting milk and letters pile up when you're on holiday and most importantly, he placed much emphasis on keeping upstairs window's closed if theres a ladder in the garden.
Next week, tune in to find out that toilet roll has another use apart from blowing your nose!