HELP!!!

[Will.]

Sat in my car on the phone and notice a purple cbale Connector hanging down not connected to anything. Car won't start now. Imobilisor light goes out and when I turn the key I get a constant clicking sound from the glove box which I'm guessing is a relay.

What is going on.

 

[keirravn]

strange! have you tried to find where it goes? if you cant i can look on mine? thats all the help i can offer im afraid

 

[mace¬]

Purple you say? Not sure what it goes with. Try this.

http://forum.purseblog.com/the-wardrobe/does-a-purple-go-with-anything-427610.html

 

[Poopensharten]

lol - all slags.

 

[Will.]

LOL!!!!! <3 mace.


I tried looking for where it goes but I can't see anything. The other two connectors in the same loom
Go to accelerator pedal and brake pedal.

 

[Will.]

LOL!!!!! <3 mace.


I tried looking for where it goes but I can't see anything. The other two connectors in the same loom
Go to accelerator pedal and brake pedal.

 

[keirravn]

hmm, il go look on mine then see if i can see it, gimme ten

 

[Will.]

Cheers buddy.

 

[The Boosh!]

Thats the connector for the throttle IIRC. Plugs into the throttle pedal box. If you can't see it unbolt your throttle pedal (2 x 13mm nuts) and take it off.

 

[mace¬]

I want to sign up to the Purse Forum to profile perv anyway I know nothing about cars.

 

[adam1942]

Theres not a female end here is there? just guessing as it looks quite possible

 

[Will.]

The cable won't reach much of the Accelertor box and there are no other wires hanging around.

My car doesn't have cruise if that helps

 

[keirravn]

no sorry mate i cant see anything like it on mine? mines is a cup though?

iv got that same bit of loom shown in the pic, but only two lots of wires come out of it on mine, one for the accelerator, one for the brake light switch

 

[mace¬]

I'll go look at mine if you like.

 

[Will.]

Cheers buddy.

If you could please mace


Just did some feeling around and came across two more unconnected things up behind the ESP switch. f**k you renaultZ

 

[mace¬]

Purple thing is connected ot nothing on mine. Its just taped to the black thing it comes out of.

Is your battery flat? do you have petrol? Have you tried turning the imobiliser on an off a few times? Whack the dash? (thats me out of technical knowledge)

 

[Will.]

Wish they wouldn't leave plugs hanging around.

My petrol light is on but only came on like 5 miles ago. How do you reset imobilsor?

 

[mace¬]

Was that aimed at me? f**k knows I was just giving ideas not answers lol.

 

[Will.]

FLOL you're just like me then. Good job team racedot. Can drive.........

 

[mace¬]

As long as they've got arrows telling me what way to go.

 

[JenB0434]

Internet says...

1) Put key in ignition and turn to position one
2) disconnect battery
3)Re-connect battery
4)Remove ignition key
5) Lock car a wait a few minutes.
This should reset the immobiliser.

Think I remember doing this once actually in my 182. Or call the AA?!

 

[mace¬]

Internet says...

1) Put key in ignition and turn to position one
2) disconnect battery
3)Re-connect battery
4)Remove ignition key
5) Lock car a wait a few minutes.
This should reset the immobiliser.

Think I remember doing this once actually in my 182. Or call the AA?!

He wants to get his car started, not unlock your knickers

 

[todd100]

As long as they've got arrows telling me what way to go.

bit of a james may type of guy want macev6 back tho

 

[JenB0434]

He wants to get his car started, not unlock your knickers

lol!! 5 steps to resetting an immobiliser is def not the route to my knickers! :rasp:

As long as he doesnt blow himself up, as I am no mechanic!!

 

[Will.]

It's ok we have an excuse if we lose, we have a female.

If Jen wants to come down in her knickers and help me, il ring the AA and tell them not to bother xoming

 

[JenB0434]

Lol I dont think me in my knickers will help start your car!

Have you checked your relays are all still ok on the passenger side? One in my car used to disconnect from time to time and would stop the car from starting like as you say.

 

[todd100]

Lol I dont think me in my knickers will help start your car!

Have you checked your relays are all still ok on the passenger side? One in my car used to disconnect from time to time and would stop the car from starting like as you say.

will motivate him or pics on here in knickers

 

[mace¬]

Lets have a game.

See if jen can get a picture up of herself in her knickers before the AA arrives to fix Wills car.

 

[JenB0434]

will motivate him or pics on here in knickers

LOL! Distract him more like. He needs to get his car fixed and was making a serious request for help.. I was trying to assist

 

[Will.]

I could do with warming up Jen. Sat in the car, temperature reads about 4 and I'm freezing my tiny hairy nipples off.

I'm game for that game mace.

 

[keirravn]

Lets have a game.

See if jen can get a picture up of herself in her knickers before the AA arrives to fix Wills car.

+1

 

[JenB0434]

Lets have a game.

See if jen can get a picture up of herself in her knickers before the AA arrives to fix Wills car.

Now we know this game wouldnt work... as Will would still be saying the AA hasnt arrived next week, and that would be cheating!

 

[todd100]

Now we know this game wouldnt work... as Will would still be saying the AA hasnt arrived next week, and that would be cheating!

will wouldnt do that he seems an honest guy, im up for the game

 

[mace¬]

Now we know this game wouldnt work... as Will would still be saying the AA hasnt arrived next week, and that would be cheating!

Will just said the AA rang and they are only going to be 5 minutes. You better hurry up and post pics or you'll come secodn and forever be a loser. I always cum first and I'm a hero.

 

[JenB0434]

LOL! None of you guys are assisting Will in his quest to get back on the road - do none of you have any practical ideas?! (Clio related)

And what kind of knickers are we talking here?! (only Mace could turn this thread into something like this)

Will - is your car fixed yet??

 

[todd100]

Will just said the AA rang and they are only going to be 5 minutes. You better hurry up and post pics or you'll come secodn and forever be a loser. I always cum first and I'm a hero.

macev6 was hero

 

[mace¬]

LOL! None of you guys are assisting Will in his quest to get back on the road - do none of you have any practical ideas?! (Clio related)

And what kind of knickers are we talking here?! (only Mace could turn this thread into something like this)

Will - is your car fixed yet??

French Knickers please. Choice of a lady.

macev6 was hero

He has been reincarnated under a new name to hide from the point police.

 

[Will.]

Having a V6 didn't make him a hero

Jen, time is ticking. They will be here soon. I don't want to have to go home upset that I didn't get any knicker pics.

Oh and LOL and the guy trying to give me a parking ticket.

 

[todd100]

French Knickers please. Choice of a lady.



He has been reincarnated under a new name to hide from the point police.

still the same old mace tho

and jen frenchies ftw

 

[Greeny.]

So I heard there was some knickers pics going on in here?