HI!!! Iam a Nooooobiiiee!

[Zmaster2k]

Hi all Just Bought a Clio and iam already in love with them! Just thought id say hi as ive been told by a mate that you all know what your on about!

 

[telford_mike]

Welcome!

 

[Fordy]

_KDF u still got the poking stick? Or has it snapped by now!

 

[Turkish]

think its well and truly broke, how many newbies have we had (has he had ) hello and welcome to the nuthouse, if you arent loopy now give us a few weeks and you soon will be whos your mate and where abouts are you from ?

 

[Sawa]

Well hello there http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/bigwave.gif

Loony sounds like Cilla

 

[Turkish]

hardy harr, youre getting a slap when i see you next cheeky

 

[Speiro]

Welcome

 

[steveV6]

Well thats just fine, offering newbies slaps!! Wheres mine?? Or is it that _KDF is the poker and 172Loony is the slapper??

Thats what ive heard anyway!!

Oh by the way, welcome Zmaster2k.

 

[Turkish]

im no slapper im just easily got into bed when drunk, pissed up im anyones i was offering the slap to sawa not the newbie, i have a spare punch if you want one tho

 

[steveV6]

If your talking about punching the doughnut im not up for that!! If I was going to bat for the other side, I would have to be a giver not a taker!!

 

[Turkish]

im off to sulk now, you have me beat today mate, im lacking on witty comebacks. but remember this













i still have my youth P

 

[steveV6]

Dont go Loony, I love our sick little chats!!

Gives me something to look forward to each night!!

 

[Turkish]

suppose chatting to me beats finding another nasal or ear hair thats got a root so deep its in your skull somewhere but only just

 

[steveV6]

This is so true, but it would never reach the epicenter because my brain i s the size of a pee.

Unlike my ... Ohno, dont go there!!

 

[Ben j]

hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Turkish]

Quote: Originally posted by steveV6 on 24 July 2003


This is so true, but it would never reach the epicenter because my brain i s the size of a pee.

Unlike my ... Ohno, dont go there!!

go pluck some nasal hairs out and see if you eyes actually bleed or if it just feels like they are going to, all nasal hairs are connected to the back of the inside of your skull via your brain, its a scientific fact. thats why they are so unbearable to pull out

 

[Lee]

Welcome to the loony show. Hes an attention seeker as you can see.

 

[steveV6]

Lee, you leave my boy Loony, hes top dollar entertainment!!

And his my sick friend, so there

 

[Turkish]

me? well just cuz i like to go out in an all in one lime green lycra suit with pink wellys and an orange brolly doesnt make me an attention seeker. im just unique

 

[Lee]

Or a wannabe super hero.

 

[Turkish]

Quote: Originally posted by steveV6 on 24 July 2003


Lee, you leave my boy Loony, hes top dollar entertainment!!

And his my sick friend, so there

top dollar? well at least you didnt say 5 dorrar, me ruv you rong time, sucky sucky

 

[Turkish]

Quote: Originally posted by Lee M on 24 July 2003

Or a wannabe super hero.

nah more of a wizard the chicks dig my wand

 

[KDF]

Hi mate welcome to cliosport...

http://websmileys.de/wut18.gif

 

[steveV6]

Loony, even I know that 5 dollar wouldnt do for "me luv you looonnng time"!

At least $6.50! Coz your a man of distinction!!

 

[Zmaster2k]

ok i think ive joined the right forum!

So far you all sound barking!

From Blandford in Dorset (bout 10 mins from K-tec)

My mate is Cli0 that might be his name on here Otherwise his name is Rich

 

[Lee]

Ive got a dollar in my wallet, what will that get me?

 

[Turkish]

hey look lee and steve you both know the arrangement is as last time if you want me at the same time it costs you more. question is at this part of the month just before payday can you afford me, i think not

 

[007]

Quote: Originally posted by 172loony on 24 July 2003

hey look lee and steve you both know the arrangement is as last time if you want me at the same time it costs you more. question is at this part of the month just before payday can you afford me, i think not

Lmao - your prices must have gone up judging by that statement...

 

[Diva]

Welcome to the crazy gang!

 

[steveV6]

I get paid weekly so not a problem fo me!

But if its your time of the month dear, then maybe well give it a miss.

Mind you, you know the old Apachy Indian saying:

"When the river runs red, take the dirt track"

What do you reckon Loony??

 

[Zmaster2k]

dude!

 

[Turkish]

are you and lee trying to spitroast me ??

 

[BozVanDam]

Hello and welcome - if youll just check your sanity in at the desk before continuing

 

[007]

OMG Gay orgy on Cliosport....................

 

[steveV6]

At last, know your talking my language!!

Nothing wrong with a decent pork sword sandwich, as long as the meats 100 % prime cut

 

[Turkish]

hehe, nothing to do with me its that sicko steve

 

[Turkish]

Quote: Originally posted by steveV6 on 24 July 2003


as long as the meats 100 % prime CUT

you jewish or something steve ? pig without a blanket

 

[Zmaster2k]

he he

Your all nutz!

 

[steveV6]

Loony, your always soooooo inocent arent you!!

Always sick old uncle steves fault, well im off know, youve upset me!

So til next time.









P.S. Loony, see you in the Gaybar in about 20mins

 

[Turkish]

me lee and steve all do unrequested thread jacking, me and lee (the artist formerly known as rod street) accounted for about 40% of a 28 page long newbie welcome and most of it was totally unrelated b*llocks we are the UKs number one undisputed champion bullsh*t posting tag team