Idiots who can’t park!!!!!!!!!!

[16v_er]

My clio 16v has just had its bloody rear panel dented and buggered by some unknown dickhead with sh*t for brains. In my college carpark, so 2moro im goin round the carpark looking a car with damage to it and Im gonna stick the owners head in a bloody vice. BEWARE DO NOT PARK IN CLOSE SPACES TO OTHER DRIVERS. YOU MAY DRIVE WELL, BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS CRAP AT JUDGING DISTANCES!!!!!!!!! Seriously though if I do find the colprit, the only they are gonna get away with it, is by being a top-heavy 18yr old female.

 

[Viv172]

Check out the Topic: When parking in car parks do you... on page 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RobFenn]

Which is why i always take up two spaces when possible! Unlucky mate, it happens and i can bet you the dickhead was female!

 

[rockport]

you got the right idea... look over the car park for the one that has your paint stuck to it with a scratches!! lets us know how many bones you break!

 

[ClioJohn]

i always park in two spaces, im almost paranoid about it

 

[Daz]

I was sitting in my car once.. and the car shook quite violently. I jumped out and this guy was there, with his door open. I said "What was that?!" and he said "its ok, it only hit the plastic"...

Good job I aint colour coded em yet.

Some people dont think when they open doors..

Daz.

 

[Paul Freemantle]

ClioJohn/Robfenn

Your the buggers that take up all the spaces -

 

[RobFenn]

lol

I only do it in a half empty carpark though, i dont want to have people running their keys down my door!

 

[16v_er]

In future its two spaces. It hasnt come at a good time as I need me brake pads replacing.ar well no rest for the wicked! ps Ive calmed down abit now,but Im still gona beat on whoever did it.