If you own a clio, you’re a dirrrrrrty boy! (Or woman, or toaster..)

[Bluebeard]

The most popular cars for having sex revealed - where does your motor rank?

RENAULT Clio owners are most likely to have sex in their motors, a study found. Almost a quarter of drivers overall admitted to romping in their car in the past year. But Clio drivers led the pack …

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[jonno_c]

My last 2 cars, and current car are in that top list.

I can confirm, it's all lies.

 

[Hixle]

Must have only polled Trophy owners.

 

[dangerous dave]

One of the sun writers has been beating his meat to the Racing blue blowbang video..

 

[dann2707]

It's a weird one for me as I had lots of intercourse in mine don't get me wrong, but can never fully remember ejaculating so I'm not sure it counts.

The first night I met my classy to then be girlfriend we got caught up at the top in a multistorey car park in Leeds. The security guard wondered what was going on and tapped on the window confused. Again no ejaculate because of that.

Another time we were out in the out backs of suburban Harrogate, just couldn't get comfy and I'm fairly certain I was humping the seat belt buckle for the majority of the time. Still had a great time though.

Another time I got this awful trogdolyte shaved yeti in the back with me, had a bit of a knuckle shuffle I guess and continued to pull her pants down and it just stunk of pure filth. Absolute kippers filled the air, I had to drop her off, I couldn't carry on so again, a bit but not quite.

 

[Krarl]

It's a weird one for me as I had lots of intercourse in mine don't get me wrong, but can never fully remember ejaculating so I'm not sure it counts.

The first night I met my classy to then be girlfriend we got caught up at the top in a multistorey car park in Leeds. The security guard wondered what was going on and tapped on the window confused. Again no ejaculate because of that.

Another time we were out in the out backs of suburban Harrogate, just couldn't get comfy and I'm fairly certain I was humping the seat belt buckle for the majority of the time. Still had a great time though.

Another time I got this awful trogdolyte shaved yeti in the back with me, had a bit of a knuckle shuffle I guess and continued to pull her pants down and it just stunk of pure filth. Absolute kippers filled the air, I had to drop her off, I couldn't carry on so again, a bit but not quite.

I always wondered why Ethan licked that rear seat delete to death

 

[Mr Squashie]

I'm glad The Sun are still using the word "romping" in their articles. I'm very disappointed to say I've never romped in a car. Boats, but never a car.

 

[leeds2592]

I always wondered why Ethan licked that rear seat delete to death

 

[dann2707]

I always wondered why Ethan licked that rear seat delete to death

Tongue cum delete

 

[SC03OTT]

Was it just this forum that was polled?

But Clio drivers led the pack with 34 per cent steaming up their windows, followed by BMW 3 Series (31 per cent)

 

[16v_paddy]

I'm calling bullshit, I own 5 Clio's and I'm not getting any

 

[RustyMojo]

Yeah me too! If anything I’ve got distinctly less action since owning a Clio. My wife still thinks the car is some kind of sick joke

 

[Donny_Dog]

It's a weird one for me as I had lots of intercourse in mine don't get me wrong, but can never fully remember ejaculating so I'm not sure it counts.

The first night I met my classy to then be girlfriend we got caught up at the top in a multistorey car park in Leeds. The security guard wondered what was going on and tapped on the window confused. Again no ejaculate because of that.

Another time we were out in the out backs of suburban Harrogate, just couldn't get comfy and I'm fairly certain I was humping the seat belt buckle for the majority of the time. Still had a great time though.

Another time I got this awful trogdolyte shaved yeti in the back with me, had a bit of a knuckle shuffle I guess and continued to pull her pants down and it just stunk of pure filth. Absolute kippers filled the air, I had to drop her off, I couldn't carry on so again, a bit but not quite.

If you don't spaff, do you still have to pay?

 

[leeds2592]

Was it just this forum that was polled?

What if you have a clio and a 3 series? Asking for, erm, a mate…..

 

[Jason_E]

I’m 6ft 4. Had a Clio when I was 17.


It’s a tight fit.

 

[Krarl]

It’s a tight fit.

I know, your uncle told me

 

[Jason_E]

I know, your uncle told me

He does have a baked bean can on its side.

 

[Krarl]

He does have a baked bean can on its side.

I did wonder why his nickname was Dick Branston

 

[Gally]

Surely it's more age related, more likely to own a clio in your late teens/twenties (apart from the old c***s on here holding on to their youth jks) you will do a power of shagging in the early days.

By far the most riding I done was in my mk2 clio. What a time to be alive! Plenty in the Pumas but I had a house pretty early in my twenties so not a great deal of need for average car sex.

 

[McGherkin]

Surely it's more age related, more likely to own a clio in your late teens/twenties (apart from the old c***s on here holding on to their youth jks) you will do a power of shagging in the early days.

By far the most riding I done was in my mk2 clio. What a time to be alive! Plenty in the Pumas but I had a house pretty early in my twenties so not a great deal of need for average car sex.

I always thought you were Too Shy.

 

[JamesBryan]

I always thought you were Too Shy.

Hush hush

 

[Mr Squashie]

average car sex

You could have put a bit more effort into it

 

[leeds2592]

Hush hush

Eye to eye

 

[Mr Underhill]

Yeah me too! If anything I’ve got distinctly less action since owning a Clio. My wife still thinks the car is some kind of sick joke

This.

The missus refuses to go out with me in my 182 so I've zero chance of any action.

 

[Gally]

You could have put a bit more effort into it

In all fairness it wasn't average it was f**king great but it's a tad more fun when you're in a bedroom! I'm a tad old for getting arrested for shagging in a car!

 

[Jason_E]

In all fairness it wasn't average it was f**king great but it's a tad more fun when you're in a bedroom! I'm a tad old for getting arrested for shagging in a car!

Aww don’t say that!

 

[terryc101]

You could have put a bit more effort into it

Cant do missionary in a car.

 

[gavinf91]

Can’t beat a classic Range Rover with a mattress in the back.

 

[Richyy182]

My old 182 was used a lot 😂😂😂😂
Sorry whoever owns it now

 

[CrippsCorner]

I was far too mature when I owned either of my Clio's. Definitely shagged in one though because I remember getting a cum stain on my Recaro's which I was gutted about.

My first car though, Corsa, that saw a lot of action. Those were the days.