I've tried re-reading it apart from his last mega multi-quote and i'm still at a loss.
He could literally drag the fun out of a threesome with 2 19 year old Swedish models
Is chip arguing with himself? I'm completely f**king lost.
No was replying to scrooge where he said he thought an hour was quick to clean a car, and showing what some kosovan's do in literally just a few minutes.
Yeah course it looks clean, but what those photos don't show are the swirl marks inflicted by said kosovans.
Those rims from halfords? Crikey.
I have no idea why you (Chip) think the above photos put any weight to your argument. Heavily edited and the first one shows very dirty wheels?
My neighbours are Joe and Jo Average. They have more money than most of Cheshire put together. But after correcting a few of their cars, he now goes out and washes it himself to keep it in that condition.
Even the cake faced receptionist at the Aston dealership I pitched for business at 17 could see the difference. So I'm not sure of your point? The pictures you've posted are not clean. In my eyes or the half blind...
Id be happy if mine was as clean as the clio lol..
He charges £20 an hour and spent 90 minutes on it but gave me a can of air freshener that smalls like bubble gum, could be my new favourite..
I reckon if I tried It would take me twice as long as he absolutely flies round the car, seriously doesn't stop.. I just watched in amazement as he switched from product to product without a second thought, he was spritzing something over the car which apparently stops the shampoo streaking f%&k knows..
Im totally clueless and it probably wouldn't take much to impress me but he did, highly recommend if he can fit you in... When he left me he was off to do an Aston a Merc and a Ducati..
Heres some pics from today anyway...
JD is now going to tell you that his elderly cleaning lady (must have one as he lives in a rich area dont you know) would throw up on that car if she saw beading that bad no doubt, lol.
See you recognised the beading is s**t. Demon shine beads better than that.
Ah the rich boy comment has come out! Excellent - that means I need post no more as it automatically voids every single one of your posts. Congratulations on your jealousy-through-presumption failings.
Flol, im not jealous at all mate, was just taking the micky that you felt somehow it was relevant to your post how much money your neighbours had.
I dont judge people on things like their wealth at all, if you knew me a bit better you would realise to what extent. Ive got friends who are worth tens of millions and friends who havent got a pot to p1ss in, couldnt care less as your bank balance doesnt define your character!
This thread has gone well, another to be locked shortly no doubt. Shame really.
JD/Gally, Im saying if you havent ever experienced a car that has had a very thorough detail on it, which most people havent, then you will be perfectly happy with a fairly good valet like the OP and not know what all the fuss is about.
A bit like most people will enjoy a TGI steak if they havent ever had a goodmans one etc.
I doubt you two know many people who havent ever seen a car detailed thoroughly as obviously thats what you do all the time, so its probably hard for you to really realise what Joe public sees when they look at a car thats had a basic clean.
It is relevant. It's a reply to your post about time, money and doing it themselves...
And of course it does. I spend £££ on detailing products and a decent enough car because I can. Someone who has a lesser bank balance wouldn't spend £££ on Unicorn spunk (to quote Roy).
JD/Gally, Im saying if you havent ever experienced a car that has had a very thorough detail on it, which most people havent, then you will be perfectly happy with a fairly good valet like the OP and not know what all the fuss is about.
A bit like most people will enjoy a TGI steak if they havent ever had a goodmans one etc.
I doubt you two know many people who havent ever seen a car detailed thoroughly as obviously thats what you do all the time, so its probably hard for you to really realise what Joe public sees when they look at a car thats had a basic clean.