Here ginge,
Get one of these:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Dell-Optiplex...goryZ179QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
One of these:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ATI-32MB-AGP-...ryZ96874QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
And a dodgy XP MCE license or a legit one with a remote for around £70...
Sorted.
lol now thats a better idea see now we are comming from the same direction its all ok