Had someone PM me asking how the hell I have had so many cars in only 2 years of driving, so thought I would post my history here too 
First car I bought completely standard. Clio 1.2 16v that brought me to this forum. Ended up looking like this;
That developed a problem with the oil, where it ended up that the engine seized completely whilst on the motorway. Not good, left me skint so I bought a cheap shitter for the time being;
Looked kinda cool, was cheap, failed 3 MOTs so sold it for half of what I paid just to get rid of it. Never actually drove it, as I bought this with some money I got from getting knocked off my scooter;
That's the only car I regret selling. That f**king noise was immense. Swapped it for this to save on MPG;
It was standard when I bought it. Made it look pretty cool, got me to Trax which was a laugh. Then, whilst having a cheeky blast with my mate, the oil pump failed on the motorway, and again seized the engine. Broke it for spares as with my last one and got this as a runaround;
WHAT A LAUGH! Amazing car. Loved it. 13" deep dish Minilites, genuine Sportspack arches, GAZ coilovers, limited edition Mini 30. Was a bargain, but as it was only a runaround (and winter was approaching), I ended up buying this after seeing a few of them around and reading the reviews;
The best handling car I've owned. Would outhandle anything on corners, was strange how it just seemed to grip and grip and grip. Never once understeered! Took it on track at Rockingham (FCS 2011, got a few odd looks!) and loved it. Put it on KW coilovers and it completely ruined the handling tbh. Fell out of love with it after just under a years' ownership as it wasn't the same car even after taking the coilovers off. Sold it and was carless for a bit. Missed having something on my drive, which brings me to my current bargain;
Hopefully this one's here to stay. Third time lucky and all...

First car I bought completely standard. Clio 1.2 16v that brought me to this forum. Ended up looking like this;

That developed a problem with the oil, where it ended up that the engine seized completely whilst on the motorway. Not good, left me skint so I bought a cheap shitter for the time being;

Looked kinda cool, was cheap, failed 3 MOTs so sold it for half of what I paid just to get rid of it. Never actually drove it, as I bought this with some money I got from getting knocked off my scooter;

That's the only car I regret selling. That f**king noise was immense. Swapped it for this to save on MPG;

It was standard when I bought it. Made it look pretty cool, got me to Trax which was a laugh. Then, whilst having a cheeky blast with my mate, the oil pump failed on the motorway, and again seized the engine. Broke it for spares as with my last one and got this as a runaround;

WHAT A LAUGH! Amazing car. Loved it. 13" deep dish Minilites, genuine Sportspack arches, GAZ coilovers, limited edition Mini 30. Was a bargain, but as it was only a runaround (and winter was approaching), I ended up buying this after seeing a few of them around and reading the reviews;

The best handling car I've owned. Would outhandle anything on corners, was strange how it just seemed to grip and grip and grip. Never once understeered! Took it on track at Rockingham (FCS 2011, got a few odd looks!) and loved it. Put it on KW coilovers and it completely ruined the handling tbh. Fell out of love with it after just under a years' ownership as it wasn't the same car even after taking the coilovers off. Sold it and was carless for a bit. Missed having something on my drive, which brings me to my current bargain;

Hopefully this one's here to stay. Third time lucky and all...