Quote: Originally posted by Clio V6 2004 on 17 July 2004
ANNOUNCEMENT ! CAR BUYERS !
"(Whichever) Motor Company Limited" are pleased to announce their new range for 2005.
Our sports hatchback, is to be given less power, via a less efficient intake system, and weightier internal engine components, which will knock about 15% off the power output. The brakes and suspension will be downgraded and the wheels will drop a size in diameter and width. We are also removing the climate control to save weight. Many other recent improvements are being reversed.
The new diesel saloon, meanwhile, will have 30 bhp less and 40 ft/lbs less torque, the cabin will be noisier and the engine less fuel efficient than the current model. Again, many detail improvements are being reversed.
A full explanation of all the changes to all our 2005 cars can be found on our website, but we hope we have whetted your appetite, with the changes being made to our 2005 cars, changes decided on after discovering that old cars are actually better than modern ones.
Without your input, we would have never realised, so the company wishes to thank all fanatics of old cars for allowing us to see the light.
Faithfully,
Managing Director.
THIS SAYS IT ALL REALLY. Newer IS better, so just get over it, banger and old car freaks.