** No beating Scotland **

[_Kenny_]

Any photo's of your maw?

Your patter's so poor man!

Scene 1 - Lad and his rough bird on a street bench

Bear: (Strollin up like a ganster) - here mate, your no going home with her tonite are you?

pmsl, quickly followed by Alan saying I'll have her, gie's a ride!

 

[Ja5on]

alan ya lightweight!!!!!!

 

[Alan]

Any photo's of your maw?

Your patter's so poor man!

Scene 1 - Lad and his rough bird on a street bench

Bear: (Strollin up like a ganster) - here mate, your no going home with her tonite are you?

Indeed...

'here mate your suit jacket is too long, ya camel'...

 

[Ali]

Your patter's so poor man!

Scene 1 - Lad and his rough bird on a street bench

Bear: (Strollin up like a ganster) - here mate, your no going home with her tonite are you?

pmsl, quickly followed by Alan saying I'll have her, gie's a ride!

Kenny, i thought we were going to get battered!

Scene 2 - Girl askin for money

Bear: (Lookin cute) - how much for a shot on your rat!

 

[_Kenny_]

Your patter's so poor man!

Scene 1 - Lad and his rough bird on a street bench

Bear: (Strollin up like a ganster) - here mate, your no going home with her tonite are you?

Indeed...

'here mate your suit jacket is too long, ya camel'...

pmsl, you're a disgrace!

 

[Ali]

Indeed...

'here mate your suit jacket is too long, ya camel'...

pmsl, you're a disgrace!

That was after you left!

 

[R20 CWH]

Any photo's of your maw?

pm'd

 

[R20 CWH]

pmsl, quickly followed by Alan saying I'll have her, gie's a ride!

Kenny, i thought we were going to get battered!

Scene 2 - Girl askin for money

Bear: (Lookin cute) - how much for a shot on your rat!

brillyunt

 

[Ali]

Kenny, i thought we were going to get battered!

Scene 2 - Girl askin for money

Bear: (Lookin cute) - how much for a shot on your rat!

brillyunt

Some boy!

 

[Kiev85]

shagged...

 

[Alan]

pmsl, quickly followed by Alan saying I'll have her, gie's a ride!

Kenny, i thought we were going to get battered!

Scene 2 - Girl askin for money

Bear: (Lookin cute) - how much for a shot on your rat!

Christ, did i say that??

 

[Ali]

indeed.

 

[Graham Gooch]

I prefer Dorset

 

[Ali]

I prefer Dorset

Choice of fags!

 

[Graham Gooch]

Pfft you call this a coastline!

 

[Alan]

Bump for the banter..

 

[GR7]

Lets be honest guys, nothing comes close. Grated i'm biased, but even if i lived in 'Engerland' i'd still appreciate this.

Anyway, was a bit of an outsider for this jaunt, My old man runs the classic car club up here so i tagged along for a bit of free grub and the roads.

Couldn't of asked for a better day! Little hazy in parts but still mind blowin!

Anyway couple of pics from the day

Ali

Looks ok.

Only OK? I bet you've got nothing remotely like that around your way Marky like we have here! :rasp:

 

[Marky_]

Looks ok.

Only OK? I bet you've got nothing remotely like that around your way Marky like we have here! :rasp:

Lol. Bump from nowhere.

That was ment to be a tounge in cheek comment

Anyway there is a nice reservoir near by where you can see all flavours of crisp packets floating about. If you're lucky you might be able to see some drug paraphernalia too!

 

[Alan]

We need to keep the dream alive Marky..

 

[dandycaptain]

Oh, I get it, it's one of those optical illusions. If you look reeeeeeally carefully in the top couple of pics you'll notice there are mountains and lakes in the background...

 

[Alan]

Oh, I get it, it's one of those optical illusions. If you look reeeeeeally carefully in the top couple of pics you'll notice there are mountains and lakes in the background...

Sorry but where are you going with that comment??

 

[Justin]

i think he means you can barely takes your eyes off the OP's cup?

 

[gaz44]

That first pic is sweet

 

[R3OBC]

Ali - Cracking pictures sir!

 

[Mikey]

crackin pics mate, 1st one is one of the best photos ever posted on this site!!

 

[TeZ]

Stunning pics, That one ^^

Gave me afternoon shot of the Bell sniffles TBQH.

 

[Cookie]

We need to keep the dream alive Marky..

We killed him, get over it

(Nice pics Ali)

 

[Alan]

We need to keep the dream alive Marky..

We killed him, get over it

(Nice pics Ali)

Sour grapes love? xx

 

[Herdie172]

I have to admit scotland is bloody grogeous. However the lakes district aint half bad either!

Awsome pics, awsome scenery,awsome car ali!!!!!!

 

[Ali]

Ta!

 

[PS autoshine]

nice place shame about the people.only joking thats wales.lol

 

[rory182]

lol I am trying not to laugh at the banter at my desk here...

belter bump Uncle Al

 

[Alan]

lol I am trying not to laugh at the banter at my desk here...

belter bump Uncle Al

I thankya Ingram..

 

[TheJesus]

fantastic pics, looks absolutely beautiful... but the thread title was misleading, for a second I thought it was sport related and laughed so hard I almost s**t! (I said almost...)

 

[Ali]

fantastic pics, looks absolutely beautiful... but the thread title was misleading, for a second I thought it was sport related and laughed so hard I almost s**t! (I said almost...)

We would eat you's alive!

 

[TheJesus]

fantastic pics, looks absolutely beautiful... but the thread title was misleading, for a second I thought it was sport related and laughed so hard I almost s**t! (I said almost...)

We would eat you's alive!

I'm not well up on tossing logs in the middle of a field... what do you call this modern feat of Scottish sporting development again?

 

[R20 CWH]

caber tossing

 

[rory182]

golf aint a bad effort to be fair.

 

[Ali]

We would eat you's alive!

I'm not well up on tossing logs in the middle of a field... what do you call this modern feat of Scottish sporting development again?

ha! It's quite hard actually! Ive lost control of my log many times!

 

[Ian_182]

Gorgeous pics.I miss scotland