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Oh dear......the ORION boys are getting naughty!



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Simon172

  CTR EK9 turbo


I found this in their "shed of the month" section in their forums!!! I cant stop laughing "sorted orions!!!" hahaha! www.sorted-orions.co.uk OH DEAR!! please sign up and give them lots of friendly clio bashing.....

http://www.ockwell.net/orion/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=618

A quote from a guy on their forum: Nick "Mr plough": "oohhhhh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, this will teach him a lesson !! fcuking renault sh*t!!!" ......oh dear!
 
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Nick Read

  BMW 320d Sport


Theyre cracking me up over there, they even stick up for the Clio over their own motors!!!

The question is; which is more of a design mistake - the Ford Orion or the Vauxhall Belmont? I vote for the Belmont every time but the Orion was definitely a page best left forgotten in the annals of Ford design.
 
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Simon172

  CTR EK9 turbo


The guy "mint onion" is my mate, weve logged in to take the p!$$, its really funny. Have a look in general discussion under "Wot is da right ORION to get?" (guess who!!? ) its really funny seeing what comments they are going to make about my imaginary project Orion! oh dear! login and send some "quotilly" advise!!!!! hahahaa
 
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Ben j



a little while ago i was sat at the front of a set of lights when an orion full of cap wearing lads pulled up next to me and i knew they were gonna try it on as there lane actually goes to an industrial estate so theyd have to burn me off, ( that and they were all looking at my ickle clio laughing and revving there engine! )
so... he shot of as fast as he could when the lights changed ... was a 1.8 orion ya know... and then i thought i might decide to go, and from about a cars length in front i smoked past him like he was standing still... gave a little wave and shot of down the road.. (his mates had kind of turned there laughing to him rather than my little car) ha ha
 
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Dash

  Clio v6


I keep seeing loadsa orions with what look like Mondeo bumpers on front and back. Trouble is they are about 5 inches wider than the rest of the car and look like a big stupid pile of mess. WHY ? Why? Why?
 
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Nick Read

  BMW 320d Sport


hehe that wind-up over there is splitting my sides

Theres only one of them whos realised someones taking the p155!
 
telford_mike

telford_mike

  Renault Laguna Coupe


meshd-n-smoothed. LMOA! Why do they all have pics of their cars in their sigs? Makes the thread about 300k just for a few messages!
 
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Nick Read

  BMW 320d Sport


Cos their real cars are lying in a ditch somewhere. Fully intact still cos no-one wanted to nick anything off them!
 
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Simon172

  CTR EK9 turbo


mike, thats meshd_n_smoothd mate, get it right! hes a diamond geeza on the look out for a pukka Orion!!! quoli-iy
 
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Ben j



oh god that poor guy onion ring (piece) not only says williams but has a rover tomcat on his list!! someone should tell him them being parked up doesnt count! ha ha ha what a bell end!
 
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Simon172

  CTR EK9 turbo


Oh no, i missed your posts weight. Who did you sign up as? I didnt see Rusty-Wings. My friends are badboyorion, beemabasha, orionslayer(deleted! cant think why ) mint onion. Theres no point trying to wind them up as they just delete anything not praising their beloved escort-specced family 4-doorers.
 
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weight



i sighned up as RuStY_ WiNgS after looking at that post from Onion Rings, my post went something like this:-

meshd_n_smoothd your name looks familiar??!!!

anywayz, Onion Rings your motta looks schhwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can u give me some speks for ur motta pls,
specially engine speks!!!!!!!!!!!

fanks alot!


thats it! all she wrote! then the post got deleted and my account suspended!!??
i think he saw my name RuStY_WiNgS and saw i was addressing Onion Wings, i mean Rings, thought thats to similar a name and deleted it with my account.

there just no fun!
 
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Simon172

  CTR EK9 turbo


Haha, good work!

I just went into the forum lately to find this:

"Haha....what a crack up to read this thread!!

Clios are small and an excellent starting point for 17 year old girls who want to drive to the shops and pick up their friends.

Bigger cars are better and the orion is an excellent choice.

And also just for the record, I dont care what clio you throw at me, Ill abliterate it on the track.

Fun and games!!"

http://www.ockwell.net/orion/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=618&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

oh dear. Better watch out for his 120 bhp monster with "high performance HT leads"
 
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Eddd

  Clio 197


Maybe you can start an Ecotek discussion over there in Orion land. Now that might be really interesting. Im sure all those guys have Phds in Termodynamics and the like.

Ed
 
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JayDeeXR4x4



lol at the orion loving fool... id love to see his 1.6i ghia obliterate a V6 clio

even if hes whacked an RST engine in it hes not gonna be seeing anything past 200bhp.

orions are officially the 2nd ugliest car ever made (nova saloon anyone?) and ford did well by dropping it.

ford fact for you:

fords sales on the orion were up 30% after they renamed the mkV orions back to escort... the name just had such a bad stigma that nobody wanted one!
 
nickg123

nickg123

  Clio 182, OctaviaVRS


Go to the site now - ive just registered, and created a Poll saying "whats the best thing about your orion"

Performance
Looks
Attention you get in it
 
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