Oh My Lord - Have A Read

[MarcB]

This boy is a total clown


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221327531816

 

[Chip-mk1]

crikey

 

[Knuckles]

I genuinely have no idea what he's trying to say

 

[Clart]

wen the feul runnin out I drop £30 it go to half a bar thats really good. Just like a diesel thats how I know this car is nice. no funny sound.. all up to day ..

what a clownshoe.

 

[Clart]

wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner

jesus wept.

 

[MarcB]

Its so so bad i thought it was a pi$$ take

 

[-J-]

I have no idea what the hell he is trying to describe?

 

[Knuckles]

I've sent him a text asking to make the eBay advert legible

wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner

 

[MarcB]

I love the fact he has glued some sort of RS badge onto the sets and has Brembo stickers on standard red callipers.

 

[SBV116]

FFs........

 

[George182]

That's special.

 

[MWRS182]

Seems to be a fair bit of "cum" in the advert"64Miles 55reg on logbook but cums as a 06reg.""rear colour rs500 there only cum in this colour, if u no about your cars.."He clearly doesn't

 

[marinemackay2003]

i want to meet the guy tbh

 

[riz]

I have no idea what the hell he is trying to describe?

Its like he is text flirting with himself

 

[DaveDreads]

What a f*cking spastic.

 

[MWRS182]

Lol at engine remap. I might give him a ring to see where he is doubling the engine power from a "good remap"

My mondeo diesel could seriously do with it.

 

[Knuckles]

Lol at engine remap. I might give him a ring to see where he is doubling the engine power from a "good remap"

You've seen his spellings and grammar... Imagine what it's like actually trying to speak to the bloke!


...record it and post it on here haha

 

[Dan...]

I genuinely struggled to read that and have given up but from what I did read ...what a tool!

 

[tom172cup]

Might of text him

 

[Pauleds]

Wotz up wiv it I duz fink itz ok

 

[JON13S]

I'm not even sure of what he is trying to sell!

 

[Chip-mk1]

I'm not even sure of what he is trying to sell!

The only thing it makes me want to buy, is a private education fund for any kids I might have.

 

[Corby G]

I've got to give him fair play about the car, it's not a 500 but he's give it a fair shot unlike some numty's out there. But for f**k sake an English lessons wouldn't go a miss, I thought it was a piss take at first!

 

[Scrooge]

Lol at those seats!

 

[Bluebeard]

I read: Birmingham and Malik.

I'm out.

 

[banther]

I've seen worse on here. At least he put some effort in.

 

[1958steveflying]

What is sadder is someone has put a bid on it, I wouldn't buy a wheel nut from the guy.

 

[midge]

I read: Birmingham and Malik.

I'm out.

lol, if this was facebook i would like that.

 

[banther]

I read: Birmingham and Malik.

I'm out.

"If they're brown, turn it down"

 

[Knuckles]

"If they're brown, turn it down"

Flol!

 

[Scrooge]

Haha!

 

[Bluebeard]

"If they're brown, turn it down"

I know one real life indian, and two indians off here. Not one of them would buy a car off an indian.

Make of that what you will.

 

[banther]

I know one real life indian, and two indians off here. Not one of them would buy a car off an indian.

Make of that what you will.

I was always told just to walk away - Dad knowledge for you.

But the saying is all mine and I'm now looking for good places to use it.

When selling the cup I had ooooh about 10 offers of £700 "cash sale" "quick cash sale" yeah, heard you the first time dickhead.

 

[Mr Plums]

Haha thats one of the best for sale adds ive seen

 

[Knuckles]

I was always told just to walk away - Dad knowledge for you.

But the saying is all mine and I'm now looking for good places to use it.

When selling the cup I had ooooh about 10 offers of £700 "cash sale" "quick cash sale" yeah, heard you the first time dickhead.

You should definitely use this;


™

 

[banther]

Buy cheap, buy twice™

 

[DB.]

I actually knew he would be from near Birmingham from the first paragraph and without seeing the location saying things like 'so more am wiv the kid'. Some right mongs black country way!

 

[jamie crookston]

fantastic.

 

[Knuckles]

Buy cheap, buy twice™

Don't read if you're very PC/touchy/pansy

Spoiler

buy black, take it back™

 

[Alex5]

"Malik" sounds like a massive c*nt