Jesus that was quite a big shunt. Luckily it wasn't as bad as it first looked. Yeah the piss coloured 'car' just drove into the guy! What a lepper. Monumental, blical, immense, EPIC failage.
Thankfully only a few egos and a couple sheds looked to have been damaged. f**king idiots could have killed themselves and others. I mean who the f**k drives around car parks showing off?
"What shall we do tonight lads? f**k it, lets go and wear our brakes & tyres out, and burn off some petrol by going around in circles and then we'll crash into eachother and wreck our rides with zero chance of any insurance payout...up for that? Oh go on then."
Sadly, it isn't natural selection at all. Monkeys like these breed more than sensible people. Eventually we'll be bred out by these clownshoes.