The standard size plate in the UK is 520 mm × 111 mm, so my first question is; why even bother having them on if they're that subtle? Also, there is now law in the UK pertaining to number plate size, just to lettering, typeface and stroke. I.e. you could trim normal plates down to the size you have and be perfectly legal.
Nice attempt at a response Nathan. Next time spend more time on your grammar and punctuation. C-
Secondly, is 'geordie' a race?
I put it to the jury that you are of sub normal intelligence which explains the content of your posts and the reason you had 'custom' plates on a clio in the first instance.
You sound like the kind of motorist that gives the rest of us a bad name. I'd even go as far to suggest, you're the wanker in this scenario, but its expected given your location.
You sound like the type of person to try and hide a vehicles defects to potential buyers, and then denying all knowledge when questioned.
But that was to be expected, given you're a wrong 'un
Rather be a 'wrong 'un' than a 31 year old bellend riding a BMX, dressing like a retarded skate kid.